a few years ago, before beauty died, i had a dog called tiny, (yeah you probably heard) the funny thing about him was that he wasn't so tiny (more like massive(no more like huge)) he used to be tiny but that was when i first saw him, he was a runt.
well anyway you know how most dogs chase their tails or do weird tricks well not tiny.... he prefered to drive you crazy by attacking little kids!!! but that is not the reason why he was CRAZY crazy (no that was the reason we got rid of him(not the whole reason but one of them)) he was crazy because he randomly did completly RANDOM things (like i am JUST rAnDoMly WritiNg in CAPS(but as he was a DOG(see i did it again) he could not type(or at least i HOPE not(that would just be WeIrD))its RANDOM cApS tiME again) what was i talking about again.......
the not so tiny tiny, was a tiresome pup, not that he ever got tired, i mean he tired me out and my mam, we took him for 2 hour long walks and he still kept going, as soon as we got back he would be wanting another walk but he never got one. obviously. well not until a few hours later before we went to bed.
i think this will be all for this part but join us next time when i tell you more about my tiny (not) menace (gosh i make it sound like a tv show)
thats all from us for now. goodnight!(play theme tune)
(dah da da da da da da, dahhhhhhhh)<--- this is theme tune (or laaaaaaaaa if you feel like it) :D
(wow it really has turned into a tv show)
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the funny thing about me
Short Storyall of this is 100% true so if you want to laugh at all the silly things i have done, and you know you must, just take a look at this book and think 'i can't believe she could do that' but just remember this is the only book that i will let you make...
