Just Another Fantasy (Phan)

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Waking up is one of my least favorite things to do.
I'd much rather sleep.
All day.
24/7.
Unfortunately, I have an alarm clock.
Which wakes me up.
Inside.
Sometimes my outside doesn't.
I deal with it.
I'm no good at writing.
I can hardly write a sentence right.
I hope to learn.
Then I wouldn't write like this.
But for now,
Deal with it.
You're the one reading.
About me
I'm 20
I'm white
I'm trash af
I have wings
I'm a demon
I'm gay af
I have 1 friend
I hunt the souls of the living
I go to Divine University
Which is ironic
I hide my wings sometimes
I don't like them
I've considered cutting them off
I have never fallen in love
Nor will I ever
I have brown hair
And I style it like an emo
No one likes it
I don't really either
I want to cut my hair
But won't
I want to live my life
But can't
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So, my name is Dan
Nice to meet you
And this is my first proper page
I guess
Woo
I mean I've always want to write
But I guess
I've never had the motivation
Or confidence
Says the person with literal wings
But that was until my friend
Jeff T. K.
Persuaded me to
So I guess I'll give it a shot
And so I am
My writing looks nothing like this
Normally
It's just like the writing of a
Pedophile
Tramp
Polar bear
No offense to polar bears
I'll probably be one of those people
Who sits there and writes like
Hi so today kinda sucked
Uh
I went to college
And it was raining
Yeah
It's kinda awkward
I don't know what to write
Yeah
I'm probably gonna go now