Please help me I'm dying. Ever since I was a little boy I always dreamed to be a walrus. I got my limbs amputated and now I flop around for practice. Soon I shall learn to swim using only my limb nubs. Please help me fulfill my dream, or else you will be a walrophobe
Now here is an ancient tale passed down generations within Quasimodo culture
Many years ago when the earth was gay, the world was a horrifying place. The little babies tried to invade the planet using their metal diapers and spoons that shoot lasers. It was beautiful to watch the colors and sparkles of exploding spoons and diapers in the sky. What world do we fucking live in???? The End.
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The Adventures of Insanity
Ficción GeneralI don't even know what this is going to end up being, but the title is scarily accurate.
