Eren: Hey guys, let go shopping quick there are loads of sales!
Mikasa: I will protect you from the crowds Eren!h
Armin: Erm do you think I will be able to buy any books? Ooo maybe I can get some of those new figures i saw, I heard that the-
Jean: Why would anyone want to go shopping with you Jaeger!?
Levi: Are the cleaning products on sale?
Jean: C-captain?!
Mikasa: Shut up Jean your only sad because your boyfriend died. Hehe.
Eren: Erm I think s-
Levi: I DONT CARE WHAT YOU SAY BRAT BUT YOU ARE TAKING ME WITH YOU! THATS AN ORDER!
Eren: Y-yes sir!
*Jean cries in the corner of an elevator*
Jean: he wasn't my boyfriend!
Eren: Okay we're here!
Levi: OKAY LISTEN UP BRATS! I WILL GO AND BROWSE THE CLEANING ISLE WHILE YOU GO AWAY AND GET SOME GOOD SALES! MEET BACK HERE AT 4:00 DON'T BE LATE AND FOR GOD SAKE PLEASE MAKE SURE EREN DOESN'T MAKE ANYMORE BAD JOKES!
Mikasa: Why you little-
*holding Mikasa back*
Armin: haha lets go Eren!
Eren: I don't see what's wrong with my joke-
*deathstared by Levi*
Eren: Okay Mikasa, Armin and... Ughh Jean. Let's go!
*runs to Erens side*
Mikasa: Yes Eren!
Armin: sometimes I seriously don't even kno-
Jean: Let's get this over with Jaeger!
*2 hours, lots of bad jokes, an over protective Mikasa lots of sales and 1 horse later*
Eren: Hey Jean, wana know a joke?!
Jean: No, I seriously don't ca-
Mikasa: LISTEN TO HIS JOKE! HE WORKED REALLY HARD TO MAKE THIS ONE UP!
Jean: But babe...
Mikasa: Do.not.call.me.that.
Eren: Aw come on Jean!
Jean: Fine what is it?!
Eren: What did Marco say when he asked Jean out?
*Jean goes red and starts shouting where as Eren is holding in his laughter*
Mikasa: What did Marco say?
Eren: Will you be my other half?... Gahahahah! Oh god I'm dying! And you know what's even funnier Marco is dead! Hahaha!
Jean: EREN FUCKING JAEGER I WILL BLO-
Eren: Mikasa you would do anything for me right?
Mikasa: Yes of course! I owe you my life... And I really really lov-
Eren: Yeah okay Mikasa I only asked you a simple question!
Jean: Jaeger!!! Don't ignore me!
Eren: Jean if you listen to the rest of my jokes then Mikasa will go on a date with you.
Jean: What!? Mikasa I lov-
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AoT on crack
RandomThe title says it all. This is my first attempt at this kind of thing so I would appreciate it if you guys could give me some advice, more jokes or ideas and just help me out a bit. Also you should watch the videos as if you have never watched AoT A...
