AoT on crack

Revenge

Levi: Time for me to get back at Eren for all of the pain he has been causing people recently... What should I say to him? I just need 1 ultimate joke to get back at him!

Hange: Hey Levi what are you plotting?

Levi: Shitty glasses, what do you want?! And how did you know I was planning something?

Hange: Levi I have known you since you joined! How could I not know? Anyway, I want in on whatever your planning.

*Tilts her glasses and gives an insane smile*

Levi: Ugh four eyes your as annoying as ever. But fine I do need some help, I'm planning my revenge on Eren for all his Petra and Marco jokes! He's so...

*Levi starts to tear up*

Hange: Oh hehehe I have the perfect idea Levi, don't you worry! But I will need some help fro-

Erwin: Hello Levi, Hange, what are you two doing here?

Hange: Erwin! Just the man we need!

Levi: Hange wait eyebrows doesn't need to kn-

Hange: Erwin we need help getting revenge on Cadet Jaeger hehe and I have the perfect plan. I just need your help!

Erwin: Levi! This isn't like you, what happened?!

*1 hour, several stories, jokes, a lot of explaining, cups of tea and crying later*

Erwin: I see...

Levi/Hange: So will you help us?!

Erwin: ... Sure. But only this once!

Hange: Okay Erwin so this is the plan, first we.... Then we get the... and then.... Ooo! We could also.... Yes! This is so perfect. .... Hehe good idea Levi.....
PERFECT!

*It is currently dinner time at the base and everyone was in a mess due to the absence of their 3 superiors. Then suddenly all 3 of them crash through the doors. Levi looking extremely evil, Hange was maniacally laughing and Erwin just had a strange grin plastered on his face. This turn of events shocked the cadets into silence. All 3 of them walked into the centre of the room and.*

Erwin/Hange/Levi: Eren Jaeger where are you?!

*Everyone turns to stare and Eren just gulps in fear of what was to come*

Levi: Get here now you brat!

Hange: Come on Eren we have been working all day on some especially for you!

Erwin: yes, now come along Eren.

*Eren stood and tried to run however he was quickly tackled by Hange. When Levi got there he walked Eren out with Erwin and Hange either side of him as they escorted him out of the room.*

Eren: HELP!

Levi: Stay quiet brat.

Erwin: Hehe.

Hange: This is going to be good!

Eren: what do you want?!

Erwin/Hange/Levi: revenge.

*Eren shudders and is sat down at Levi's desk*

Levi: Watch this brat. This is for all of the jokes you have made and all of the people you have made cry!

Eren: What when did I d-?!

Levi: Just shut up and enjoy the show. Because I know we will.

*Hange brought in a computer and laid it in front of Eren while Erwin set it up. Levi just tied Eren to the chair so he couldn't escape and then stood back and watch the scene unfold. Erwin started the video and put it on loop*

Erwin/Hange/Levi: Revenge!

Eren: ...

*Eren sits with a black face just staring ahead of him not looking at anything in particular*

Erwin: I think our job here is done. Levi! Return him to the canteen.

Levi: On it. But why did the front cover of the video show Eren beating me up?!

Erwin/Hange:... It was funny.

Levi: tch.

*Levi drags a "dead" Eren back to the canteen. As they enter everyone goes silent to see what they did to Eren and they were all shocked.*

Mikasa/Armin: EREN?!

Jean: I-is he going to be okay?

Levi: No.

Mikasa: What did you do to my Eren?!

Levi: We simply got our revenge.

*and with that Levi casually strolled out of the room*

Mikasa: EREN! Say something, oh god please.

Eren: Levi...Erwin, Hange! Help, please somebody save me! The floor was so cold... Elevators!! AGHHH! Blood, it's everywhere... Help, Mikasa, Armin JEAN! SAVE ME!

*Eren blacks out*

Mikasa: EREN!

Armin:Eren?! Someone get a medic!

Jean: Eren!? I may hate you and you may piss me off but... Seeing you like this is just too much! Eren... dude, wake up please!

Annie: Damn I think they finally broke him, haha.

Mikasa/Jean/Armin: ANNIE!

(No Erens were harmed in the making of this story)