"W-what?!" Mabel stammered.
"IT'S COMING!" Dipper yelled in pain.
"Go get Stan and Ford Shooting Star HURRY!" Bill said as he scooped Dipper up into his arms.
"YES!" and she rushed out the out of the living room to go find her uncles outside.
Bill rushed up the old wooden creaky steps as Dipper grunted in pain. He ran into the twins room and carefully laid him down onto the bed.
"B-Bill..."
"Shhh..." Bill whispered pushing his bangs out of his face, as he gave him a light kiss on the forehead.
Bill kneeled down beside him and reached for his hand clamping it with his to calm him down. Just then the uncles booth came in along with Mabel.
"Omg what on earth do we do?" Ford mumbled frustrated tugging at gray hairs on his head.
"Well, hehe I think I'm going to leave..." Stan chuckled nervously. Just as he turned around Ford grabbed him by the shoulder.
"You're not getting out of this one Stanley..."
"OH GAHHH! DO YOU UNDERSTAND THIS IS-! THIS IS- NOW THE MOST DISTURBING THING I HAVE SEEN IN MY LIFE!"
"OMG GRUNKLE DO WE TAKE HIS PANTS OFF?"
"YES SHOOTING STAR HERE LET ME DO IT!"
"WAIT WAIT BILL!" Dipper screamed.
"Y-yes PINETREE?"
"I- I want Mabel to deliver the baby..."
"WHAT?" everybody in the room said at the same time.
"D-DIPPER I-"
"PLEASE MABEL! I TRUST YOU AS MY SISTER!"
"B-BUT DIPPER I-"
"PLEASE!"
Mabel looked nervously to her brother. She reluctantly grasped Dippers pants and wiggled them off to see a lady part?
"Dipper how did?"
"I gave it to him so he could give birth to our kid. He'll turn back once he gives birth " Bill interrupted.
Mabel gulped in shock panic and confusion. She didn't know what to think but she sucked it up for her brother. She was happy to become an aunt and by god they lived in Gravity Falls many weird things always happen so this shouldn't come as a shock.
Mabel placed her hands at his entrance squinting her eyes. "OKAY! CMON DIPPER PUSH!"
"GAHHHHH!"
As he pushed and screamed. Ford turned away to a wall resting his head against it praying to god Dipper would be okay while Stan was on Mabel's bed turned the other way tightly hugging a huge fluffy stuffed unicorn. Meanwhile, Bill was kneeling beside the bed stroking Dipper lightly trying to comfort him through the process.
"PUSH!"
"AHHHH!" Dipper screamed as sweat rolled down his reddened face.
"THE HEAD COMING OMG IT'S ALMOST OUT!" Mabel screamed freaking out.
"CMON PINETREE PUSH!"
"GAHHHHHHH!" and with one final push after about an hour the baby finally came out. It screamed and cried making both the uncles turn around in curiosity. Mabel grabbed the baby crying tears of joy as she looked at her niece.
"It's a girl."
Ford and Stan were both speechless as Mabel handed the baby to Dipper.
"L-Let me see her."
"Pinetree it's our little meat sack..." Bill was awed as he lightly stroked the baby with care.
Dipper was just stunned and overwhelmed with joy as he looked into his baby's eyes. It was a product of him and Bill's love. He couldn't help but cry a little to cradling their child in his arms.
"D-Dipper" Ford stumbled walking closer to the baby.
"What's her name going to be?" Mabel asked kneeling down beside the bed with Bill also.
"Hmmm...-"
He suddenly felt as Bill's breath tickled his ear whispering one simple name.
"I knew you'd like that name Pinetree. I think that's what we should name her." Bill smiled looking upon his new baby with caring eyes.
"Yes, I-I love it Bill," Dipper smiled.
Bill wrapped his hands around Dipper and gave him light kisses on his neck as they just awed at the new being in the room.
"Welcome to the world..."
"Lyla Cipher."
