The two brothers beat the shit out of each other. Ford had a drop of blood trickling down his chin while Stan was covered in bruises with a black eye.
"Stanley you don't understand we need to do this..."
"Enhh.....Ford...." was all Stan could get out.
"I'll talk with you later...stay here..." and he stepped over his brother heading up the stairs to find Mabel.
He walked up the old wooden steps creaking with each slow step he took. He stopped at the top of the stairs hearing faint sobs coming from Mabel's room.
"MABEL!" Ford yelled.
The crying instantly stopped. Ford sighed and walked to her room and opened the door. He saw Mabel curled up in Dipper's bed clutching his sheets lightly whimpering into them. Ford was saddened by this sight. It was truly the most pathetic thing he had ever seen in his life. He made his way to Dipper's bed and sat down at the foot of it patting Mabel's leg.
"Go away," Mabel mumbled.
"Honey listen..."
Mabel curled her legs up to her chest ignoring him.
"Look I know. We all miss him and I've tried to come to the fact that Bill really loves Dipper...and he does... I was willing to let it go till I found something that..."
Mabel shot up wide eyed.
"What?" she questioned.
"You know Bill's wanted to take over the world and stuff right? Well, We've defeated him before..."
"Mhmmm,"
"When he came back he had a new plan. He wants to take over the world with Dipper."
"W-what," she sniffled.
"Dipper was and is the main element to stopping Bill. Now that he has him they could be an unstoppable force. This was his plan all along but I'm not sure how he plans on doing it yet though..."
Mabel stopped she wiped her eyes with her sweater sleeve. She crawled over to Ford and laid her head on his chest.
"Grunkle I-"
"You see why I wanted to tell you this all along. I'm not obsessing over getting Dipper back. The whole world is in grave danger under the reign of Bill and Dipper, but this may even be our chance to get him back," he assured squeezing Mabel tighter.
Mabel pulled away looking her uncle in the eyes.
"What is your plan?"
Ford smiled. "Let's go downstairs and get your other Grunkle,"
(Bill and Dipper)
"ANGH!" Dipper screamed.
Bill panted and sweated staring straight into Dipper's eyes. They were both naked. Sweat dripping from them because the intense intercourse they just had.
"Damn sex with you keeps getting better and better Pinetree~" Bill smirked above him.
Dipper to exhausted to say anything turned his head to the side blushing. Bill rolled over to his side wrapping an arm around his waist and rubbed his stomach.
"What are you doing?" Dipper blushed angrily.
Bill laid his head on Dipper's stomach feeling a little thump hit the side of his face.
"There's a meatsack in there or I guess half demon to.."
Dipper sat up confused. "WHAT?"
Bill smirked with absolute pleasure on his face.
"Surprise Pinetree!"
