Taehyung + Miyun

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I'm squeezing all of the Taeyun answers in one chapter lmao yasss. I kinda edited your questions, not the meanings though I didn't change much tbh.

Taehyung

@/-taeguk
Q: WHERE R U NOW TAEHYUNG?
A: I don't know, I'm laying on the bed right now while talking to someone but you interrupted.

@/aestheticbangtan_
Q: ARE U ALIVE?
A: Chill, I'm breathing and besides there's no reason why not to be alive anyway.

@/-wtxchan
Q: CAN WE BE FRIENDS?
A: Maybe? I don't know. If Miyun approves, then okay. But she will most likely approve anyway. But I think I'm not sure of my own approval either.

@/myharteu
Q: me or miyun? damn this is stupid
A: Lee Miyun. I'm stupid too, actually, I keep on asking myself why I love her anyway. *gets thrown a book on the head by Miyun*

@/-sweetchocolate
Q: ARE YOU AND MIYUN MARRIED?
A: Why are you questioning me that, obviously not.

Miyun: WTF YOU POOPHEAD ARE YOU SERIOUS ¿?¡!

@/effervesence
Q: why were you pushing miyun away in backspace
A: I didn't want her to get into my trouble, like I said, I didn't want to be the one to ruin her happiness.

@/-tenthday
Q: iLY
A: *squints eyes at you in confusion* Sorry?

@/-TaeHyungg-
Q: Why r u so perfect
A: I'm not perfect. I have flaws, lots of them.

@/taeddy
Q: SENPAI CAN YOU PLEASE NOTICE ME
A: *scratches head in confusion* Who are you? Where are all these people coming from?

Miyun: For some reason you have fans, Teahyung. Don't ask me why. Just give them fanservice.

@/_kkkook
Q: NOTICE ME SENPAI I LUV U TAE
A: Wow, hey there (;

@/parkchanyeolover
Q: HI MY NAME IS NANA CAN I MARRY YOU???? NOTICE MEH
A: Hello Nana, I'm noticing you. And I'm sorry but no, I'm already spending the rest of my life with Miyun's dog. I love her.

Oreo: *pees on Taehyung because she couldn't contain her fangirl feels. Taehyung's her goddamn crush.*

@/-aoshisora
Q: can we be fwenss?? :3
A: We could, but I'm too lazy to socialize. And besides I've already got everything I wanted.. but friends.

@/-taesthetic-
Q: hi notice me plz lol
A: //notices// There you go, I hope you're satisfied.

@/jeontaerror-
Q: are you happy with miyun?
A: Couldn't be more miserable. :) Just kidding, I mean happier.

@/Wenmeiying
Q: how many times have miyun and u kiss
A: More than you think, actually.

@/-juanggi
Q: Did you ever jerk off while imagining Miyun? I'm so perverted.
A: I would if I didn't have respect for her, but I do. And yes, you are perverted.

@/bts_yehet
Q: tae u are so fire, so pls marry me
A: You're thirsty lol. I'm sorry but Oreo doesn't agree.

@/-blanktae
Q: am i miyun¿
A: IDK are you? Because if you are, I love you. :^)

@/baby-tae
Q: i really wanna know what the present was 😂
A: It wasn't supposed to be a gift. Before I met her, I found her really pretty and Jimin took photos of her whenever she does something cool. He helped me develop them and pasted them in a photo album. That was against my will, actually. And then the photo album was suddenly sent to her some time near her birthday. I told her to give the 'gift' back to me because it would be embarrassing for her to see that Jimin helped me stalk her and I thought that she would be creeped out.

The thing is, when she gave it back to Jimin, the wrapping was gone. I don't know if she had opened it or not, but I'll never give it back to her, ever.

@/jiminsdirtywatereu
Q: WHAT WILL U AND MIYUN NAME YOUR FUTURE BABY
A: I'm not good with names. *pushes Miyun in the front.*

Miyun: I'm not good at making human names either D;

@/waested-
Q: will u be my hoe in this world full of hoes?
A: Are you okay?

Miyun

@/taeguk-
Q: U STILL LOVE TAEHYUNG RITE
A: HAHAHAHAHAHA OFC YAS. WHY NOT LOL. HE'S SUCH A BAE. BUT DON'T ASK ME WHY I'M EXCITED

@/aestheticbangtan_
Q: ARE U AND TAEHYUNG GOT MARRIED
A: YAS HOE TEAHYUNG IS JUST DENYING IT ISTG !! BUT I HAVE A FEELING HE LUVS OREO MORE THAN HE LUVS ME. SMH @ U KIMTAE I THOUGHT YOU WERE LOYAL

@/myharteu
Q: taehyung or me? ;)
A: OFC YOU. tea is mean to me rn D""":

@/-sweetchocolate
Q: HOW MUCH IS YOUR LOVE FOR bWIEEE
A: i luv bwi so much more than i love my dog. and did i mention that i love my dog more than almost anything¿?¿?? i can make a whole essay abt him. but i luv bwi more, he's a cute bean and i luv cute beans. :">

@/effervesence
Q: your so adorable hahahaha
A: thanks u made my day omGGG

@/_kkkook
Q: y u so cute omg
A: BECOZ OF UR LOVE FOR SURE :")))))

@/Wenmeiying
Q: be my friendeu ;(
A: okay then! c: why the sad face tho, seeing ppl sad make me sad tbh :( don't be sad ok let's be friends for sure c;:;:;:;:;:;;

@/jeontaerror-
Q: can you tell taehyung i like his friend, jeon jungkook
A: why do i need to make my taetae do it, if i can tell jungkook myself? (;

@/-juanggi
Q: Why are you so weird? (I'm weird too let's be friends?)
A: idk why i'm weird i'm probably 10000069% just high on sugar all the time, im sorry lol but let's be friends for sure ^^

@/-juanggi
Q: Were you trying to break the 4th wall in backspace?
A: nOoOOoO wdym there's another taehyung in the other universe. and he travelled to this universe with his name as V from BTS I'M PRETTY SURE !!

@/bts_yehet
Q: marry tae already!
A: it's up to you to think if we're married or nah, but if we are i wouldnt mind because oreo will be our future daughter if that's the case (;;;;(;(;(;(;

nah, just kidding. we are already married, lol.

@/-blanktae
Q: will u be back¿
A: wdymmm?? miyun's here and always here ^u^

@/jiminsdirtywatereu
Q: be my bestfriend pls
A: LET'S BE ;D

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