Ask Erik!

Session Seven

Log_Lady: Hello all! We're coming to you live from the sign-in table at a regional spelling bee! The children are spelling now, so there is no one left to sign in, so my work is done, so I figured what better time to get this done?

Erik: A better time probably would have been weeks ago, when these questions were actually asked.....

Log_Lady: Hey, it's your account now. You can't blame me for late sessions anymore.

Erik: Technically, you wrote me into existence, so I can.

Log_Lady: Hey! No fourth wall breaks allowed! Time for questions. First, from Dirtkid123: "Has Erik seen the new Star Wars movie?"

Erik: Yes! It was very good! The new characters are extremely well-written, and I can't wait to learn more about them all!

Log_Lady: Kylo Ren is such a piece of crap I just cannot get over it. How dare he.

Erik: Yes, but he could still be redeemed!

Log_Lady: No. He's awful.

Erik: I thought you said you liked him?

Log_Lady: I do...... But he's complete crap. Danielle652: "Who would you rather kill, Raoul or all the Creepy Pasta?"

Erik: The Creepy Pasta. It would be easier. If I killed Raoul, I'd have to deal with Sam. *shudders*

Log_Lady: Next from Edenplier: "To Erik and Raoul- Who are you voting for in the presidential debate? #FeelTheBern"

Erik: I have no idea..... I don't really like anybody that's running. Hillary is too power-hungry; while I think he might get things done and have good policies, Trump is a huge jerk; Bernie is a really nice guy, but I don't agree with his political views really; and even if I liked any of the others it wouldn't matter because those three are the only ones with a chance.

Log_Lady: You forgot about someone! The one I'm voting for.

Erik: What? There no one else- and besides you can't even vote ye-

Log_Lady: *pulls chocolate bar from pocket and sets it on the table* Him. I'm voting for him.

Erik: That's a bar of chocolate?

Log_Lady: I know. But he's gonna run for president. I'm gonna help him.

Erik: Okay.....? Can we move on.....?

Log_Lady: Yeah. Also from Edenplier: "To Raoul- I dare you to do Erik's hair. Thanks! :)"

Erik: No! I don't want my hair done!!

Raoul: *walks in holding a basket of hair accessories and smiling maniacally* This ought to be fun!

Erik: Nooooooo!!!!!!! *tries to run away*

Log_Lady: *jumps into Erik's lap* Ha. Now you're stuck. Get him Raoul!

Erik: *failed protests*

David Tennant: A good bit of time later....

Raoul: There! All done! The tiny intricate braids are complimented quite nicely by the purple flower crown!

Log_Lady: Awesome! I think that's all we have time for for now, so see y'all next time!

Erik: *grumpily* Bye.

Raoul: *waves*