dear alphabet boy,
you haven't showed up in school this past week. I listened to your friends' conversation and they said you're sick. since you're not in school, I'm the best student in class now. but it's not funny to receive an A if you're not here to tease me about how you got an A+. after all, I kinda like the way you used to tease me because that was the only chance I had to talk to you.
love,
cry baby