problems - egobang

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finding server....

ninjabrian joins

ninjabrian: hey

egoraptor: hey

egoraptor: the guy that's usually here isn't here right now

ninjabrian: ok then ???

egoraptor: but you can tell me your problems

ninjabrian: oh... I guess I have to do that.... I don't know if I'm ready for that yet...

egoraptor: that's okay. I was like that when I first came here

ninjabrian: you've been here more than once?

egoraptor: yeah. I have some problems.

ninjabrian: why don't you tell me some of your problems?????

egoraptor: umm ok

egoraptor: well my girlfriend cheated on me with my best friend

ninjabrian: ouch

ninjabrian: that sounds like something from a sitcom or something

egoraptor: I guess it does lol

egoraptor: but I have this other thing that's been worrying me today

ninjabrian: just today?

egoraptor: my friend went on this trip to Australia and he hasn't came back yet. He was supposed to be here yesterday and he hasn't answered any off my texts

ninjabrian: he's your friend and you just noticed today? Some friend you are ha

egoraptor: i know.... Buts just one thing on my load of problems

egoraptor: hey I just noticed your name, are you actually a ninja?

ninjabrian: yes

ninjabrian changed his name to "Actually_a_ninja_named_Brain"

egoraptor: your name is brain?

Actually_a_ninja_named_Brain changed his name to "Actually_a_ninja_named_Brian"

Actually_a_ninja_named_Brian: fuck off

egoraptor: but you're actually a ninja????!?!?!?!?!

Actually_a_ninja_named_Brian: no

Actually_a_ninja_named_Brian changed his name to "ninjabrian"

egoraptor: what was the point of that?

ninjabrian: idk

ninjabrian: are you actually a egoraptor?????? Hmmm????????

egoraptor: well no. It's just a name I gave mysel

egoraptor: myself*

ninjabrian: I did the same thing. I gave myself a name.

egoraptor: you still haven't told me your problem

ninjabrian: maybe I should tell the person that's always here... You seem inexperienced

egoraptor: it's not that hard to help with problems

ninjabrian: what's if it's an outrageous problem, like what if I got a wii remote stuck in my butthole, how will you help me with that???

egoraptor: are you trying to tell me something? Did you really get a wii remote stuck in your ass?

ninjabrian: no but what if I had? How will you help me with that?

egoraptor: I will tell you to go to the doctors. But cmon this is a random website, not some world famous therapy session

ninjabrian: still.... I'll just come back again and see if they are here....

ninjabrian left

egoraptor: shit

egoraptor: what did I do wrong?

egoraptor left