Random Transformers Role Plays

Meg's Canon

Pip: Seriously. Give me a gun so I can shoot Ash 50 times

Evilyn: Okay *hands Megatron's arm-canon* have at it

Pip: *shoots Ash 51 times* how's that for bullet seed

Evilyn: Megatron would be proud of that

Megatron: actually~

Evilyn: oh geez

Megatron: give me my sparking canon back!

Pip: *shoots Megatron* join Ash in the all spark

Evilyn: are you kidding me? Ash isn't worthy of the Allspark

Pip: exactly

Unitron: I'm back! Puny humans, prepare to-!

Pip: PREPARE FOR TROUBLE!!

Evilyn: MAKE THAT DOUBLE!!

Pip: TO PROTECT THE WORLD FROM DEVESTATION!!

Evilyn: TO UNITE ALL PEOPLE WITHIN OUR NATION!!

Pip: TO DENOUNCE THE EVILS OF TRUTH AND LOVE!!

Evilyn: TO EXTEND OUR REACH TO THE STARS ABOVE!!

Pip: PIP!!

Evilyn: Merry!!

Pip: TEAM ROCKET BLAST OFF AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT!!

Evilyn: SURRENDER NOW, OR PREPARE TO FIGHT!!

Smeagol: *coughs* gollum, that's right!

Unitron: O~o' oookay...? I'm just gonna go...