Evilyn: *sitting on couch in Autobot Base playing a video game*
Bee: *jumps onto couch suddenly* EVILYN!!!!!!
Evilyn: AAAHHHH!!!!!!!! *jumps three feet in the air* *sees it's him* ugh, Bee!! Not funny
Bee: BUT I JUST DISCOVERED THE MOST AMAZING THING!!!
Evilyn: *calming breath* what is it??
Bee: *holds up cat* it feels like it's revving an invisible engine
Evilyn: *blinks* this. This is what you scared the ever loving scrap outta me for?? A cat?!
Bee: so that's what it is. A CAT. Earth is so fascinating
Ratchet: I also found something fascinating *holds up baby* it seems humans are capable of something. They've developed stimulating growth machines
Evilyn: OoO where in the Pits of Kaon did you find a baby?!
Ratchet: it was in a tiny cart so I decided to bring it with me to analyze it. Learning to stimulate growth would be really helpful for future Cybertron.
Evilyn: @O@ Ratchet! You can't just take a baby out of its stroller and take it home with you!!!
Ratchet: but I asked it if it wanted to come with me. It gurgled in a strange language. I assumed meaned yes
Evilyn: *siiiiigh* I don't think you're gonna find any 'stimulants' in it, Ratch. It's just a human child! They grow quickly by themselves!!
Ratchet: oh. I see. You humans grow like regular Sparklings...
Evilyn: *facepalm* go take it back to where you found it. NOW.
Ratchet: okay okay fine *leaves*
Bee: *pushing cat against Evilyn's face* feeeel the invisible engine! :D
Evilyn: *rolls eyes with a smirk and goes back to video game*
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Random Transformers Role Plays
RandomThese are a bunch of role plays me and my friend do/did Names have been changed to protect identity
