MY Life Living With The Creepypastas

'sigh' you just had to jeff

Me: hey guys janelle here some of you might kbow me from other books but this isnt a ask/dare book

Jeff:sup peeps

Me:jeff i didnt call your name yet

Jeff: pfft whatever i can do what i want

Me: 'levitas him and choke him (let the force be with you XD)'

Jeff: cant...breathe..

Me: 'drops him'

Jeff: man 'beep' wait what the?

Me ohh yeah when some one tries to swear a beep sound will change it for the young readers wont see it but the creepy pastas hear it so thats rule number one

Jeff:whats rule number two

Me: no perverts and any those gross stuff are allowded got that offender?

Offender: whatever 'walks out'

Me: that all the rules so i already put your names at the buttom of the book so thats done so see y-

Jeff: 'dunks me with cold water'

Me: 'sigh' you just had to jeff didnt you?

Jeff: what yah gonna do about it 'beep'?

Me:your gonna die tonight (my catchfraze)

Jeff:'runs away'

Me: so that all for now hope you all will like this book byyyyye

Toby:'eating waffles' yo did i miss anything?