MY Life Living With The Creepypastas

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Me: guys guys guys were doing a play and dint ask why or else i will take your souls out

Everyone: y yes ma'am

BEN: so whats the play

Me: you know that fnaf animtion that i showed you yesterday?

BEN: oh yeah the 5 am at freddyis 3

Me: yeah thats what were doing ok im going to be the security guard jeff you"ll be springtrap BEN will be foxy bloody painter will be golden freddy and the others fix the stage

-some time later brought to you by ''get that 'beep' putta here''-

Me/mike (not putting security guard cause im lazy) 'looking at the monitor showing jeff/springtrp then he dissappers the presses the child sounds botton'

'Computer get over heated'

Me: 'pushes wheel chair but then the wheel chair falls backwards while me in it then instand up slaming the laptap open then press a botton' well 'beep'

Jeff/springtrap: security guard where are you

Me: you aint touching my buns...hun 'scrolls over the screen then sees jeff on the morror' oh god 'beep'

Jeff: once im done with you your face will look like mash potatos

Me: yeah whatever man 'presses the child sound botton'

Jeff:ok fist im gonna chech that child then im gonna kill you

Me: ok bye happy travels (hughugd) ok lets see here

'Jeff bangs at the window'

Me: niaaaa 'walks backwards

Jeff: there was no child

Me: double check 'presses the child sound botton'

Jeff: i know your massing with me where that child WHERE ARE YOU HIDING IT???!

Me: dude i dont know just um.. uh freddys behind you

Jeff: freddy?

Painter/golden fred: hello

Jeff: hello freddy

Me: hi freddy

Painter: hello security guy

Jeff: freddy dont talk to this guy his an 'beep'

Painter: oh profinity

Jeff: freddy his hiding the child somewhere and he wont tell me where you know what that means

Painter: '_' (the 'beep' are you talkin bout?)

Jeff: we cant trow a birthday party freddy

Painter: no

Jeff: yes! We need to find him freddy he wants birthday cakes

Painter: i'll do my best ma'am

Jeff: STOP READING FANFICA THERE COFUSING YOU!!
Im starting to think there is no child

Me: 'keeps pressing the child spund potton' you just have to keep lookin man

Jeff: thats it 'beep' im coming in there!!

Me: :P 'presses the bptton one last time'

Jeff: first im gonna go one final check to make sure that child exist

Me: 'sigh in relief' this job is a total joke... who the 'beep' are you??

BEN/foxy: hello :D 'runs at me with jumpscare scream'

Me: 'girlishly screams

Jeff: 'hears me scream' ok this is the chance to catch him by suprise 'runs to the security room' have at thee

Me: (get that 'beep' outto here)

Jeff: aah my 'beep' knees

Me: get croebarred 'beep' thanks for the crow bar foxy

Jeff: foxy what the 'beep'

BEN: idk im bored

Me: hey springtrap

Jeff: what

Me: you hear that?

....

5:59
6:00

Jeff: oh go 'beep' your self

'Everyonr bows'

Me: so fnaf family what cha think

Everyone from the fnaf family: ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

Everyone from the slender mansion: 'brofist'

Me: yeees