Me: guys guys guys guys guys
Everyone but slender: what do you want??!
Me: do you guys know that im not really 19
Jane: wait your not??
Me: yeah im only 11 'turns into an 11 yr old self' and yeah i like being this age for a while
Lj: awwww your so cute
Me:shut your ugly yap or i while kick you were the sun dosent shine
Lj: 'hides under the chouch'
Jeff: your scared of a kid
Me: 'kick jeff on the nuts punches him on the stomach and face'
Jeff: 'gets hit' how are you more aggresive then your 19 yr old self
Me: cause im young i dont control my anger too well and also im only aggresive when it comes to you and ben also when i was on gr 1 i punched my classmate on the stomach also hes a boy
Everyone else but slender: 0_0 holy
Me: 'slaps them' not cursing while im in my young self
Slender: why is there a human in here
Me: its me slender only my true age
Toby: 'hugs me' never change your age your soooo cute
Me: dont hug me im scared ( yea i just did that)
Toby: 'still hugging me' of what?
Me: its reference you idiot
Toby: 'hugs still hugging me' pls dont change back your too cute
me: im only staying like this for a week got it?
Toby:' nods'
Me: now can you let me go im going on a killing spree
Toby: 'lets go of me'
Me: im just gonna change in to ky dark blue hoodie black jeans black shoes and my mask and dont even try and peek offender im still a dream demon i can send you to were you dont want to go
-later-
Me: who wants to join meeeeee
Jeff: 'was gonna raise hand'
Me: im not talking to you asshat now go back playing the knife game
Jeff: female dog
Me: you a load of bull poop
BEN: for an 11 yr old your can learn how to burn people 'brofist me'
Me: i know 'brofist ben' ok whos gonna join me
'Jane lj ej pinkiemina (yes shes here i forgot to add her) bloody painter and ninia raises there hand'
Me: k lets gooooooo
Toby: be careful!!!
Jeff: wow even if shes 11 you still like her
Toby: 'blushes' y yes
-at my victims house-
Me: 'creeps at the kids bed' hehe 'gives the kid nightmares'
Kid: 'wakes up' aaaaaah
Me: night night sundrop 'cuts the kid's neck before she screams then stabs her 37 times' now for the others 'smirks'
-later-
Me: 'walks in sith a blood stained hoodie and mask' that was fun
Jeff: how many kills dud you get
Me: in one house 10 people i enjoy it
'Slender teleports in'
Slender: congrats janelle also know as nightmare you have reached a millione kills
Me: holy macorini i did?????
Slender: yes child you did
Me: 'makes unicorn appear' of to narnia then 'disappears'
Everyone but slender'????????
Slender: shes going to visit her other killer friends
Everyone but slender: oooooh ok
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MY Life Living With The Creepypastas
AléatoireAnother random book about a random life with the creepy pastas staring (dont judge XD) Me (My oc) black eyes ninia. (My oc) bloody scars. Slenderman. Offenderman. Trenderman .Splendorman. Jeff the killer. Jane the killer. Ticci toby. Masky.Hoodie...