Harry pooter was skippin round, bein dum walkin into whales, LITERY! HE WAS WALKIN INTO WHALES, KILR WALES, HE WALKED TO WAHLES! THE COUNTRY WALES.
p.s the narrator is soooo smart
ahem, pooter went to a libry, and it had a lot of books, he said.. oh.. my.. gawd.. look at all those.. chikens.. oh, and boks, and den dj clucker came, with his partner, swag bunneh, and said, i am not a chiken, i am god, he said, while eating a giant bucket of chiken wings.
anyway, harreh found a book called harry pooter and the wizard of pebbles, he said
oh mah gawd, i needa buy this book, i'mma steel it, ye..
he stole it, and he reed it, it was amazinf, ye..
he finished the bok, and hid it in his draew, someone fond it, and said, omg, you got te book and didin't share it? you evil harreh! and then harreh got killed, and he came back to lief as a broomm, ye..
