So, yeah... I was in the car playing smash bros on my 3DS and remembered something... in 4th grade some girls got together to do "Yankee Races" I know what you, the reader are thinking "but it's a race in New York!" Well, let me explain... one, I don't live in New York, I live in the west coast, so do these people. 2 they were called "Yankee races" for a reason. See, YANKee races. So, if you are wondering why this is dumb, here's how it went... some girls used to go over to the butterfly bars, then get on top on them, then lay flat down on them, put their hands in front of them and YANK THEIRSELVES ACROSS THE BAR, (and how do I explain this?), IT LOOKS LIKE THEY ARE GRINDING THEIR CROTCHES ON THE BAR. What makes this worse is that sometimes boys join in on the fun. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) And by that I mean do the same things the girls do and it looks oh, so disturbing and wrong. Luckily, now the butterfly bars are closed, and the Yankee races are likely not going to happen again.
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Stupid Stuff That Happens to me IRL
CasualeDo you ever wonder what happens in my life, a life full of randomness and stupidity? Well this is what this book is all about. So, yeah. I will write in this... a lot. Mature edition: https://www.wattpad.com/252709516-stupid-stuff-that-happens-to-me...
