Link is triggered

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So, the day that I wrote this (9/12/16) Link was aging 1,2,3,4,5 etc... and then I said 1,2,3,4 HOW MANY NUGGETS ARE IN MY STORE? And then he starts chasing me for some reason. Turns out the thing he was saying was from Alexander Hamilton: The Musical. Seems legitimate, because now he's been obsessed with AlExAndEr HamilToN. And um yeh, also he treats his opinions like facts. He's also been freaking OBSESSED with LoZ (Legend of Zelda), he's like Pierp (that's me), WHich One Is BettEr a LonK to Le pUst Or OCarEEnR of TieM. And yes, I know while OoT has very positive ratings, it's still a matter of opinion. He also says OoT is the best LoZ game, even though e's never played it. But yeh, back to the main part, so he started chasing me and then he said "PIERP I NEED TO DECLARE A PEAYCE TREATY" and then he grabs me on the arm and drags me to a place and says (basically to make it short and in my perspective), "RESpeCt My OpinIon!!!" And yeh, ummmmmmmm, then Narwhal and I tired to make spears for some reason.

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