101 Ways To Kill Aaron (On Hold)

A trip to Paris. (#6)

Imagine this;

You and your family have just moved to Paris. Once again, Aaron shows up right next to you while you're watching the latest Aphmau video. An evil smile crosses your face, especially  when Zane shows up right behind him. You notice Aaron has his arms tied behind his back.

Zane: Hello Angel.

You: Zane! What a pleasant surprise. I see you've brought Aaron.

Zane: He keeps reviving himself somehow. I don't like it.

Aaron: It's called "I have Aphmau as a friend." She considers it practice to use her powers, which concerns me...

You: Speaking of Aphmau, how's Lilith doing?

Aaron: Keep her out of this!

You: Calm down tough guy. You're the only one I want.

Zane: Explain to me why exactly. I never did get the chance to ask.

You: It's simple. He's sinking my ship!

Aaron: I'VE NEVER SUNKEN A BOAT IN MY LIFE!

You: Not that kind of ship you idiot!The kind when you want two people to get together! You've been getting way to close to Aphmau, and it's sinking my ship! I mean, a child! Seriously Aaron!

Aaron: HOW IN IRENE'S NAME IS THAT MY FAULT?! LILITH CHOSE ME AS HER FATHER FIGURE!!!!!

Zane: Oh will you shut it already! You're giving me a headache!

You: I'll gladly silence him. Follow me.

You lead Zane and Aaron to the Eiffel Tower. You go to the very top. Once you arrive, Zane makes Aaron stand at the very edge.

You: This should be fun.

Zane: What do you have planned? I know you're gonna push him off, but that can't be it.

You: No it isn't Zane. First, I'm going to torture him for a while.

Zane: Angel, you're speaking my language! (He gives Aaron an evil smirk)

Aaron: WHAT HAVE I EVER DONE TO YOU?!

You: YOU'RE SINKING MY SHIP!

Zane: YOU'VE TRIED TO KILL ME!

Aaron: YOU KILLED MY ENTIRE VILLAGE!

You: ENOUGH!

Zane: Alright alright. Angel, what do you have in mind?

You: Ever hear of human ping pong?

Zane: No...

You: It's simple. Aaron is the ball, and we have to punch him hard enough that he stumbles towards the other person.

Zane: Sounds fun.

You: It is. Watch this!

You punch Aaron in the face and he stumbles over to Zane. Zane then punches Aaron in the shoulder, which sends him back to you.

The game continues for about ten minutes. Aaron looks like nothing you've ever seen before. He's so bruised up, you almost can't tell it's him. You then make Aaron kneel down besides the edge. The only thing stopping him from falling to his death, is your hand on his shoulder.

You: See you in the Nether Aaron. Say hello to Jacob and Lilly for me.

You let Aaron fall. You watch as he hits the ground, and blood spills out of his corpse. You feel as if a huge weight was lifted from your shoulders.

Zane: Well, that's one less problem we have to deal with.

You: Yeah. Now Laurmau/Garmau (which ever you ship) can come cannon in peace.

Zane: Once again, it was a pleasure working with you Angel.

You: Likewise.

Zane pulls out a potion, as you walk down to the streets. He throws it to the ground, and a portal opens. Zane drags Aaron through, and it closes. You walk back home, and begin brainstorming ideas for your next encounter with Aaron.

The end.

This one was so fun to write! My friends and I used to play human ping pong every now and then. I was always the ball 😞. They just shoved me though instead of punching me. I hated it, even if it was kinda fun I guess. It's also been a dream of mine since I was about 7 years old to go to Paris. This story literally is my wildest dream come true. As well, thank you to anyone who has read to this point, voted on any of the chapters, and to anyone who has given suggestions.

That's all for now. Until next time, bye guys!