"Antonio is that you?" I heard a distance French accented voice coming from the corner.
"Si it's me." Replied Antonio. "I also picked up a little surprise on the way."
"Hey! Don't treat me like I'm a dog!" I said slightly mad as we turned the corner to see a long blonde haired male with the same-ish pony tail as Antonio wearing an apron while cooking something that smelled, as I said earlier "Delicious."
The blonde haired man turned around and started looking around me. "And who might this be?" He asked.
"That's Lovino, my new henchman!" Answered Antonio.
"Well then, it's nice to meet you, Lovino, my name is Francis." He said still looking around me a little too close.
My curl then started to twitch due to me being intimidated. "Hey back off pervert!" I bickered.
They both then started looking at my curl moving up and down, "Hey Lovi what's up with your curl?" Asked Antonio slowly putting his finger up... OH HELL NO!
I quickly slapped his hands "None of your damn business!" I said angrily embarrassed.
"Oh, okay." He said sort of confused. He then looked over to Francis side "Hey Francy pants what's for dinner today?"
The Frenchman put one of his arms around Antonio and extended his other like he was showing him a new world. "Oh my dear Antonio, today we will have a nice cup of white wine, bread, and my famous Fondue Savoyarde~.... So get Gilbert's ass in here so we can eat, I'm fucking starving!"
Antonio smiled and nodded, "Yes sir-e~."
"Oh and Antonio, your little henchman... yeah we can't take him around looking like that."
"HEY!" I yelled "I happen to really like this shirt you little shit!"
"Sorry mon ami well I don't, and I can't have you around this ship looking like... that." Francis said looking disgusted.
"Don't call me your 'Mon ami', I'm only here because I don't have any where to go, if you think I'm gonna stay here, you're wrong. Once I find a way home I am out of here!"
"Hey why don't we let Gilbert settle this?" Antonio said holding his hands out.
"Great Idea Toni." Said Francis walking away, "Lets let him tell Lovino that his clothes suck!"
"Who the fuck is Gilbert?" I yelled
"He keeps the ship on guard, he's bad his job though, always sleeping." Replied Antonio
Francis shook his head, "Tis true."
"I'll go get him." Walked Antonio out to the deck.
"Hey you can't leave me here with him!!" I yelled. That Francis guy really creeps me out.
"It'll only be a couple of minuets!" Waved Antonio until his shadow disappeared.
"Hey wait!"
...No reply.
"So Lovino, do you like white wine?" Asked the cheese loving idiot.
"I prefer red wine." I waved.
"Well you're in luck, I happen to have one bottle left."
"What brand?" I asked
"Barbera?"
"Fine I'll have that." I turned.
"d'accord"
I then heard footsteps walk down from the hallway, followed by a distant laughter...
"Kesesesese."
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Sorry for not posting for a long time, I was on hiatus because of school and finals and stuffs. But I AM BACK! School has finished now, I have much time, I'll stick to my schedule YEYEYEYE- Also not that you guys care but today I'm going to the Dan and Phil in America show yeyeyye~
Le Translation page:
Mon ami: My friend
D'accord: Okay
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FanfictionLovino Vargas just moved to America, from Italy with his little brother Feliciano, and his grandfather Roma. Lovino hated it, but little did he know that something big was about to happen that will change his life forever. There he will meet friends...
