6. How?

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After taking a few wrong turns I finally made it to the kitchen. Everything was set up, I was surprised, it looked like we were gonna have a big feast! There where pancakes, eggs, bacon, sausage, and biscuits!

"Ah Lovi just in time!" Called the Spaniard.

"Don't call me that." I looked annoyed as I sat down.

"Well eat up! Today is a big day for us!" He said enthusiastically!

"Oui!" Replied the Frenchman

"And why is that?" I said with a smirk on my face while grabbing a plate of everything.

Just then Gilbert slapped a map on the table. "Francis found this map a few weeks ago around the mountains in Guatemala, It's all in Spanish so we can only understand a little, but Antonio here can read it fluently, he said it's a map to find happiness!"

"A map?" I questioned

"Yes a map! To find happiness! And we all know what that means!"

"GOLD!" Said the Frenchman!
"GOD!" Said the Spaniard!
"GLORY!" Said the Prussian!

"It's perfect, it's what we're looking for!" Gilbert yelled.

"The only problem." Francis pointed on the map. "It ends suddenly, it doesn't give us an ending or where we're supposed to look when it stops.

"What about those words there at the end of the map." I pointed.

The three looked at me confused. "What words?" Antonio asked.

"The words right there don't you see it!"

"All I see is a blank space." Shrugged Gilbert.

"What does it say?" Antonio asked curiously.

"Busca lo. Look for it." I said while tracing the letters with my finger.

The room grew silent

"Wh-what?"

"Lovi! I didn't know you know Spanish!!!" Antonio squealed.

Shit "No I don't, I just, you know guessed, I don't know Spanish." I spat

"LIES!" Yelled Gilbert.

"Mon ami, stay on topic. What do you think it could mean?" Francis said seriously.

"I don't know, it could mean that we have to look for it once we get there." I shrugged. "I don't know about your pirate stuff."

"Yes that's it!" Antonio snapped!

"But I hate looking." Gilbert groaned, "that's what maps are for! You don't have to look for it like crazy!"

"Focus!" Francis clapped. "What I really want to know is, how Lovino can see the words, but we can't."

"I'm a magical fairy from a far away kingdom to grant your wishes!" I flailed my hands.

"REALLY!?" Jumped Gilbert excitedly.

"No dipshit I'm Lovino Vargas from fucking Italy!" I stood.

"Toni where did you find Lovino?" Asked Francis.

"I found him unconscious on the floor."

"Way to put it bastard."

"Ugh, my brain hurts, we'll figure out some other time." Francis rubbed his temple.

"What ever." I said while taking a big bite of my sausage.

"Oh Lovi you like that sausage?" Chuckled Gilbert.

My face turned a bright red. "SH-SHUT UP!" I yelled while walking out the kitchen leaving the three laughing. I'm still hungry dammit-.

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I laid down staring at the ceiling until I heard a knock.

"Come in." I said still looking up.

The door opened and it was,

"Antonio."

"That's me!"

"What do you want." I said.

"Well it's already 6:00 and you haven't eaten anything since this morning, so I brought you a tomato." He said while holding out a big red juicy tomato.

"It's already 6:00?" I said while grabbing the tomato from his hand.

"Mhm."

I took a big bite from the red fruit. "When are we leaving to wherever the hell the map tells us to go?"

"First thing tomorrow morning!" He said while plopping down on my bed.

I looked at the sleepy Spaniard on my bed, he's a klutz, but now that I'm looking at him, I never realized how cut- What no, what am I even thinking? He's an annoying bastard with a nice ass!

"WHAT NO!" I slapped myself.

"No?" He looked up confused.

'Shit shit shit.'

"Is there something wrong with going tomorrow morning?" He asked.

'Oh thank god!' "Uhh, yes! Actually, what if we-" I tried to think of something, "What if, we go after breakfast!? You know like a like a, farewell to this place?"

"I'll have to ask Gilbert and Francis about that." He rubbed his chin while getting up.

"Alright-"

"I'll be off now." He said while opening the door. "Buenos noches Lovi."

"Goodnight idiot."

He closed the door and I laid eating my tomato.

'What am I gonna wear to sleep?' I thought.
I looked through a dresser and all I found was some other clothes Francis picked out for me. I took everything except my boxers off and laid on my bed till I fell asleep.
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Otay new chapter! Don't know what to say cause I have nothing to say!

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I'm surprised there's nothing to translate

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