Feelings [✔️]

When You Get Lost In Ikea

(What Lacey is wearing is the girl to the right) 

Lacey's POV:

There's apparently a stereotype that lesbians love Ikea, or something along those lines. Quite frankly, I don't know if that's true or not, but me and Ash are at Ikea and I'm pretty sure we're lost. "Is there like a store map or something? We came here for fucking dish towels and we're lost!" Ash cried. "Can you not curse madam? It's quite rude" A lady came over and spoke.

"I'm sorry that you feel this way, I was having a private conversation with my girlfriend, which you interrupted. This is a country that has freedom of speech, so  if you can't comprehend such a simple concept, then go fuck yourself" She dragged my hand away from the woman, who looked flabbergasted. "You gays are going to hell!" She chased after us. 

Holy shit, we're being chased by a middle aged woman who had a son who looked like our age. The son started to full out run after us. She yanked me into an aisle of clothes, catching me as I stumbled backwards. The son ran past us, we full on bolted further in the store. "What if they find us again?" I asked. "Then we run, and now might be a great time" She replied. 

He was back. "I should have worn running shoes, not sandals."I cried out. "Oh my god. christian boy, get the fuck away from us" Ash said, walking towards him. "You can taunt me all  you want, you guys are still going to hell" He replied. "Oh my FUCKING JESUS CHRIST stop with the going to hell thing! We know we're going to hell, so shut up unless you wanna come down there with me."

He looked mortified. I laughed, falling over. Ash smiled at me and helped me back up. "Okay but seriously, we need to find dish towels" I spoke. We did, and I was giving this Ikea a 2 star review on Yelp.

Ash's POV: 

After finally finding dish towels, we arrived back to our apartment. I plopped down onto the couch. "It was really cool, what you said to that kid" Lacey said, sitting down next to me. "Gee, thanks. It really wasn't much" I replied. She nodded, grabbing a ball of rubber bands and tossed it at me. "Oh, it's  on" She smirked. I got up and picked her up, throwing her onto the bed. "We're not having sex" I said, she pouted. She really was horny, more than I thought.

I sighed, I was exhausted, "I'm going to bed" I said."Alright, night" Lacey said, kissing my cheek. "Night" I muttered, falling asleep as soon as my head came into contact with mypillow.