When people suck the life outta Marshall and 7-eleven girl joins him.
This breaks my heart because I don't like to see Marshall upset or out of it. But sometimes writers make Marshall so depressed and sad that it's just overwhelming to the story and my eyes because I seriously wanna break down with him.
I can tolerate moody Marshall or angry Marshall or even sassy Marshall. But when Marshall becomes super depressed and no one knows what to do in these stories i'm just like.
"Why...why can't we just all come together and eat ice cream and watch the sun set and be happy!"
*Cries with puff's tissue*
Then here comes Ms. 7-eleven like.
"I feel your pain Marshall!! THE SLURPEE MACHINE BROKE DOWN TODAY!" Cries profusely.
"DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA, ON WHAT IT'S LIKE TO HAVE THE SLURPEE MACHINE BREAK DOWN AND IT'S 90 DEGREES OUTSIDE!?"
*Sobs*
"I MEAN PEOPLE WERE JUST YELLING AND SCREAMING AND SOMEONE FAINTED! THEY FAINTED MARSHALL!! THEY FAINNNTTTEEDDD!"
"AND I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO! SO I GRAB A BAG OF ICE AND POURED IT ON THEM!"
"BUT-BUT THE ICE DIDN'T HELP AND THEY JUST GOT ANGRIER AND ANGRIER!"
*Falls on floor sobbing*
"I CAN'T GO BACK THERE MARSHALL, I CAN'T!!"
Girl...if you don't take yo Slurpee issues some where else!
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Lol hey sorry for the late update but I got a cold which I think is allergies from this lovely Michigan weather :D But any way here you go..and shout out to lautnerslily for a lovely birthday that I hope was good xD
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Eminem story rant
FanfictionA story about the many problems with eminem fanfictions. :D I know some of these have probably already been addressed but I would like to readress them in a calm and orderly fashion which will probably not be orderly or fashionable...Here we go!
