1. I'd give you a nasty look but you already have one.
2. You're so ugly when your mom dropped you off at school he got a fine for littering.
3. You must've been born on the highway because that's where most accidents happen.
4. You're so ugly you gave Freddy Krueger nightmares.
5. If you're so ugly slender man went blind.
6. You're so stupid he threw a rock at the ground and missed.
7. You're so lame nerds threw you in lockers.
8. You're so fat when you turned around it was your birthday.
9. You're so dumb you made an appointment with Dr. Pepper.
10. If you're going to be two-faced at least make one of them pretty.
OK that's all I got hope you liked it cause it's my second story on this thing 😛
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Epic Comebacks
HumorI just thought I'd do this because 1. I can't really think of a story, and 2. I saw one of these but it turned out to be a bust
