Evil Disney Princesses

Snow White & the Seven Dwarfs

(Started September 2, 2016) Snow White, with skin white as snow, hair as dark as night, ruby red lips and the appearance of a sweet harmless child. Now that you know what she was supposed to look like I can ruin that beautiful image you have of her and replace it with what she looks like now. If you were ever wondering who to thank for changing her into her new and improved image just go on right ahead and write a Thank You Card to "The Evil Queen". Remember that apple she gave Snow White to kill her and only true love's kiss could save her. Well considering she was only fifteen and lived in the woodlands by herself (other than her dwarf friends) it's a little far-fetched that she would have a "true love." Anywho back to the story, after The Evil Queen gave her the apple and she had taken a bite of it, she fell asleep. (Started 9-12-2016)Forty-eight hours later she woke up! After looking in the mirror she knew what she had to do. 

 She picked up the apple she had taken a bite out of, it had turned brown and it was now a little shriveled. Heading out into the woods she set out to the dwarf's home. When she had gotten there, she knocked on the door and waited for them to let her in. Sleepy came and without looking opened the door, when he saw her he swooned from fright. She went over to him and put a piece of the apple in his mouth. She found the rest of them slumbering; then did the same thing to all of the dwarfs. She then went around the house searching for rope. Later on in the day she had fallen asleep, when she woke up she realized that she still had thirty-eight hours left until they would be awake. (Started 1-12-2017) Don't ask me how she knew how much time was left I'm just going to guess that Snow White is really good at telling time. To pass the time she started reading a book she found called How to go from being good to being evil by The Blue Fairy. She read for almost eight hours and in the time she finished the book. If she could vote for that book she would it gave her so many useful ideas and tips. She still had a day and a third left and the sun was almost done setting so she decided to go to sleep. After getting ten hours of well-needed beauty sleep she was ready to get going on her plan of destruction. She tied a rope around each of the dwarf's neck like a leash. 

Snow White then went to the kitchen to start baking. She still had some of her apple left, just because it was brown didn't mean it lost any of its magic. Are you wondering what the magic was well I might just tell you? Injected into this apple was a poison of sorts, this magical poison turned anything good into the worst version of themselves. She was baking cupcake to take to The Evil Queen, inside the cupcakes was the reduced version of the poisonous magic that turned Snow White evil. (Started 1-16-2017) The book that she had read gave her the idea to turn over a new leaf and become queen. The White Queen had a nice ring to it, even if in real life she was The Dark Queen. It took a long four hours to make a dozen cupcakes, mostly because she had to modify the recipe so that the potent poison hidden in the cupcake. In order to hide this flavor, she added vanilla because everyone knows that vanilla and death is a perfect pair. The frosting that she made for the cupcakes were white and fluffy just like what Snow White's personality used to be, but the cupcake itself was black due to the potent poison inside. Upon studying the color of the cupcake Snow White realized that the black cupcake reminded her of what her new personality was, disturbing and deceitful. She then started to hear the moaning of the dwarfs behind her. It hadn't been forty-eight hours yet, but considering they were much smaller than her the poison must have affected them quicker. At least now she wouldn't have to wait sixteen more hours for them to wake up. She didn't really know what she was going to do for sixteen more hours and now she didn't have to worry about it. They all gathered around her in the kitchen, with their ropes still around their necks. She stood up and put her hand out then she said to them "Hand me the ends of your ropes." They responded by doing what she had asked.

One by one everybody left the little cottage in their new and improved image. Snow White and the seven dwarfs (Doc, Sleepy, Grumpy, Sneezy, Happy, Bashful and Dopey) set off to the queen's castle with a basket of cupcakes. It was only about a mile from where they lived so they imagined they would arrive in twenty minutes. The Evil Queen was very surprised to hear of their arrival, but that didn't stop her from allowing them to enter. (Started 2-9-2017) As they entered the castle, the queen nearly fell out of her throne.