I could just see it now... With Garrence... XD
This Is Gay Or European. Presented by Lily. And the Aphmau group.
Katelyn:
There! Right There!
Look at that tan, that tinted skin.
Look at the killer shape he's in.
Look at that slightly stubbly chin.
Oh Please he's gay, totally gay.
Travis
I'm not about to celebrate.
Every trait could indicate the totally straight expatriate.
This guy's not gay, I say not gay.
All:
That is the elephant in the room.
Well is it relevant to assume
that a man who wears perfume
is automatically radically fey?
Dante:
But look at his coiffed and crispy locks.
Katelyn:
Look at his silk translucent socks.
Travis
There's the eternal paradox.
Look what we're seeing.
Katelyn
What are we seeing?
Travis
Is he gay?
Katelyn:
Of course he's gay.
Travis
Or European?
All:
ohhhhhh.
Gay or European?
It's hard to guarantee
Is he gay or European?
Zane:
Well, hey don't look at me.
Lily:
You see they bring their boys up different in those charming foreign ports.
They play peculiar sports.
All:
In shiny shirts and tiny shorts.
Gay or foreign fella?
The answer could take weeks.
They will say things like \"ciao bella\"
while they kiss you on both cheeks.
Katelyn
Oh please.
All:
Gay or European?
So many shades of gray.
Zane:
Depending on the time of day, the French go either way.
All:
Is he gay or European?
or
Paris (Xx_Panda2516_xX 's OC)
There! Right There!
Look at that condescending smirk.
Seen it on every guy at work.
That is a metro hetero jerk.
That guy's not gay, I say no way.
All:
That is the elephant in the room.
Well is it relevant to presume
that a hottie in that costume
Katelyn:
Is automatically-radically
Travis:
Ironically chronically
Lily:
Certainly pertin'tly
Zane:
Genetically medically
All:
GAY!
OFFICIALLY GAY!
OFFICIALLY GAY GAY GAY GAY
Garroth kisses Crystal's hand.
(Crystal is ok0keila 's OC)
DAMNIT!
Gay or European?
Zane
So stylish and relaxed.
All:
Is he gay or European?
Zane
I think his chest is waxed.
Lily
But they bring their boys up different there.
It's culturally diverse.
It's not a fashion curse.
All:
If he wears a kilt or bears a purse.
Gay or just exotic?
I still can't crack the code.
Crystal;
Yet his accent is hypnotic
but his shoes are pointy toed.
All:
Huh.
Gay or European?
So many shades of gray.
Ivy
But if he turns out straight I'm free at eight on Saturday.
All:
Is he gay or European?
gay or european?
Gay or Euro-
Dante
Wait a minute!
Give me a chance to crack this guy.
I have an idea I'd like to try.
Zane
The floor is yours.
Dante
So Mr. Ro'Maeve...
This alleged affair with Ms. *insert Katelyn's last name* has been going on for...?
Garroth:
2 years.
Dante:
And your first name again is...?
Garroth:
Garroth.
Dante:
And your boyfriend's name is...?
Garroth
Laurence.
*everyone gasps*
I'm sorry! I misunderstand. You say boyfriend.
I thought you say best friend. Laurence is my best friend.....
Laurence
You bastard!
GASP
You lying bastard!
That's it.
I no cover for you, no more!
Peoples.
I have a big announcement.
This man is Gay and European!
HUH?!!
(Lily: wHaT?!?)
And neither is disgrace,
you've got to stop your being
a completely closet case.
It's me not her he's seeing,
no matter what he say.
I swear he never ever ever swing the other way.
*goes to Garroth* You are so gay.
You big parfait!
You flaming boy band cabaret.
Garroth:
I'm straight!
Laurence:
You were not yesterday.
So if I may, I'm proud to say,
He's gay!
All:
And European!
Laurence:
He's gay!
All:
And European!
Laurence:
He's gay!
All:
And European and Gay!
Garroth
Fine okay I'm gay!
All:
Hooray!
