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my first detention

let me take you back to a magical time in my life, the sixth grade. When my teeth were fucked and my skin was lookin real horrible. And the story of how I got my first detention.
Okay so here's some backstory.
when I was in elementary school, although I hated it with a passion and learnt nothing, I always did my best to seem like a pretty good kid and stayed out of trouble and didn't try to fight my teachers until grade seven, but that's a different story. So anyways, let's give some back story about the kids in my class.
These motherfuckers loved dr dodgeball, like they fucking lived for it. Every gym class that's the only damn game we'd ever play.
I, however, hated it and thought it was the boring most lame shit on the planet. And why I hated it so much was because it totally destroyed the whole nature of dodgeball. You shouldn't be tapped on the shoulder and let back in, when someone smokes you in the face you're done sir, sit the fuck down on the bench. We're trying to determine a winner, not play fair game. That's also another thing that really irritated me, like the game would be almost over, but instead of letting it run its course, finding a winner and then re-starting, the teachers would yell "jailbreak" and everyone would get off the bench and back into the game so we were back at square one, like no sit the fuck down. You're done, take a seat. And it's not like the teachers timed it so it was fair, they put all their favourite students on one time and all the least favourites on the other, and anytime that the least favourite team was about to win they'd yell jailbreak so that they can keep doing that until their side is winning, say the game is over and declare them the winner. Like excuse me? I just won eight times and you called jailbreak?
so anyways back to how I got the detention.
So we walk down and get ready for gym, and if you want a low down on how shitty my school was just know we had to change in a storage closet. So we go and sit in our rows and my teacher goes "so what do you guys wanna play?" and instantly half of us start yelling soccer (I was part of that half) and like 1/4 of the class yells dr dodgeball while the other half yells some miscellaneous ass shit. But low and behold we have to play dr dodgeball because the only kids who voted for it were her favourites. so without even counting the votes she goes "okay let's set up for dr dodgeball" so while people are highfiving and shit I roll my eyes because I've fucking had it this is like the eight millionth time we've played it that month, and I don't even know how she saw me but she yells.
"ROLL YOUR EYES ONE MORE TIME TESSA."
now I hated this bitch, she couldn't teach, she was annoying, she wasn't very intelligent and we all hater her so much we tried to get her fired by signing a petition, I didn't give a fuck about this bitch.
so what do I do?
I roll my eyes, not one more time but more like four.
then I groan at the end for some emphasis.
so not did get benched for the rest of class but I also got a "see me after school"
I also didn't do that either.
so yeah that's kinda it sorry there wasn't a very exciting ending but uh yeah. Also sorry for not being on for six months I guess lmao?