What are we? (shoey)

Chapter 3 (Fangirl)

(Guys I just read over this and I forgot to add Conner... oops)

// I was the one joey called after shane told him about the engament. He was sobbing.\\




(Shanes pov)




I was gripping the cereal box walking up the stairs. It was open and one at a time, I plopped a piece in my mouth. Every once and a while I would fall back some. I was surprised I haven't fell down the stairs yet. I really just wanted to feel joeys lips on mine. But I'm gonna get married to list tomorrow. I remember Joey on the phone when I told him.

*flash back*

(Phone call)

Shane: HEY JOEY!

Joey: HEY SHANE!

Shane: guess who got engaged!

Joey: I already know! Anthony and kalel isn't it great?!

Shane: *laughing* no. they got married fucking months ago. Guess again dumbass!

Joey: TROYLER IS GETTING MARRIED ALREADY!?

Shane: I'm gonna slap you! One more guess.

Joey *croaks*: you... and... lisa?

Shane: YEAH! ISNT IT GREAT!?

Joey: yes. just terrific.

*BOOP BOOP BOOP*

(^That's what the iPhone does when some body hangs up)

*end of flashback*

I was the reason Joey was sad. I should have just said no. But then-

Little fangirl: OH MAH GWAD ITS SHANE DAWSON!

I looked in the direction of the voice. Standing there was a non-legal girl, probably around the age of 11-13

Shane *shanaynay voice*: YO SOMEBODY NEEDS TO GET THIS NUGGET FUCKER!

The girl died of laughter. Shane felt better then he has in a long time.

Little fangirl: OMG! Your so funny! I first didn't want to get ice but now I'm happy about chores!

Shane: do you watch any other youtubers?

Right when I said that the girl zipped down her jacket. At first I thought she was gonna be naked and rape me, but she had on a shirt.

Little fangirl nugget: I LOVEEE SHOEY!

On her shirt was a ass load of pictures of me and Joey and in the middle it showed our first kiss. And in the middle it read "Biggest shoey shipper"

Shane: holy shit I need to show Joey!

Little fangirl nugget: are you gonna picture text it to him?

Shane: No I'm gonna have to show him. come on! My room isn't to far away and then you can get the ice.

I unlocked the door with my keycard and let ourselves in expecting passed out drunk bodies every where, but instead had a face full of silly string.

Shane: YOU FUCKER!

Shane ran forward and tackled Joey. He started tickling him. The girl watched, mouth opened bigger then a sluts asshole. Then out of no where, Joey had back up. Sawyer an Luke came out of side rooms. Sawyer had a paintball gun in his belt. I took Joeys spray cans and pointed them at them.

Shane: put your weapons on the ground and nobody gets sprayed

Sawyer and Luke put the silly string on the ground. Sawyer took out his paintball gun. He pointed it at me.

Sawyer: Put down those two bottles and nobody will hurt.

I gently put the bottles down. I lifted my hands up. Then Tyler came out of no where and sprayed me. He sprayed me till he was all out, laughing. Sawyer then pointed the paintball gun at me. The last thing I remember was Sawyer smirking and then pulling the trigger. The impact on me knock the air out of my stomach. I feel over and then I felt Joey climb onto me and tickle me. I was struggling, laughing. And then they noticed the fangirl.

Joey: Oh hello there young one!

Shane: I brought her here to show you her shirt.

I waited a moment until saying it.

Shane: I'm sorry she's not legal Joey, but I'm always here!

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Hey guys! weekend update! whoa! also I hope this is long... I'm really trying my best to have longer updates. And I was planing for this chapter to be about the cereal but somehow I got to the fangirl subject. So yeah

(Also PS: please leave me some suggestions for the fangirls name!)

Love you!

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Ps: I wrote this on my phone because my brother was being pervy and was trying to read what I was typing on the computer so yeah...