What are we? (shoey)

Chapter 9 (fun wedding, eh?)

//he pulled the trigger. I clutched my eyes closed and thought about my life\\

I remembered all years in school. I remember be-friending Brittany and Amanda and all three of us would make videos together. The first WSP video. The stop motion. How really it was just a dream I was having. How I woke up and exclaimed "man that was weird". I remember telling my mom I thought I was gay. I remember my first boyfriend. I remember when I first kissed a boy. I remember that I vowed that I would never let the whole public know I was gay until I know I only like boys. I mean I did have a tiny crush on Jessica. But Shane is perfect. None of my subscribers (subbies xD) knew I was gay. And I would die. And fights will occur about what my sexuality is. I thought of my first ever vlog (idk what it was so I can't explain it =p). I remember my old hair. Kinda like Dan's hair, or Anthony's hair. I remember getting my hair done. Then going on the amazing race. Then I reme-

*BOOP*

Joey: FUCK!!!

Wait. I'm still alive. All my brain pieces are still in my head. My head wasn't blown off. But I did feel a bump forming on my forehead.

Shane:The fuck is going on here?!

(Shane's pov)

I entered the room to a bullet flying mid-air. It hit the door but something stopped the door. Jessica was on the fucking floor. Where she Fucking belongs. And a man with a sniper. He was reloading it. I picked up a knife and knew I had to move quick. I got behind him and pressed the cold blade against his neck. I grabbed the top of his mask when...

Jessica: Don't you fucking dare.

She had to guns. One pointing at me and one at Joey.

I felt the gun poking me but I didn't grab it until Jessica made her move. Which she just did. I went and stuck my hand and grabbed the gun.

Shane: Jessica... why the fuck are you so stupid?

And with that I took out the gun. Now I had a knife to mysterymeat's throat and a gun to one of Joey's actors.

Shane: this wedding is so much more fun then I thought.

Jessica: well... it's time to die...

And when she said that I pulled the trigger. It kicked my arm back because of the thrust force witch gave mysterymeat some time to escape. Jessica was shot. I shot her where she would still survive. Mysterymeat kneaded my balls and made a run for it. I chased after him. Joey close behind. When we got outside mysterymeat threw off his mask and goggles before driving off.

Joey: o my god. Is it really?!

He did that hood slid thing you can do in GTA and got into the car. He cranked the engine and roared off. Me and Joey decided not to chase him... but to call the cops. We got to the room Jessica was in and made sure she would survive.

Shane: Lisa booked it before we could get to her too...

Joey: they are both lucky we didn't fuck them up like we did to Jessica.

Jessica was moaning and groaning in pain. We lifted her up and took her downstairs. We put her on one of the church benches while waiting for the cops and ambulance.

Joey:Jessica why? I thought we where friends.

Jessica: because Lisa. She wanted to kill Shane and herself. She likes you. So much she wants to kill Shane. Then she wouldn't be known as the suspect. She said 'if I can't have you Joey, nether can shane'

(Joeys pov)

What the hell? Why does Lisa like me? I'm not straight and I don't like her. Bros before hoes am I right? I'm so confuse right now...

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And that's a wrap! Haha! You remember last week how I said I'm so close to 600? I'm now like 6 away from 700 xD oh yeah I love all this positive feedback.

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