Gods Play Truth or Dare (Percy Jackson Fanfiction) *ON HOLD*

Hades as a Clown

Ares: [turns to face Hades] Uncle, truth or dare?
Hades: If you think I am afraid of you and your dares, then you are sorely mistaken. I am the Lord of the Underworld, which is the closest domain to Tartarus. Oh, if you haven't figured it out, I choose dare because I am not a wimp like the rest of you. [looks around with a proud expression while everyone else have a look of shock and disbelief on their faces]
Percy: [gets out of shock] Uncle, I am not a wimp! That is just offensive! I am sure the only wimp here is Ares since he still whines when Hera gives him a cough cough "boo boo"
Everyone else but Hades and Ares nods in agreement while Hades is laughing at Ares while Ares is looking at Percy with hatred and anger clear on his face.
Hades: [laughing] I guess you are right on that, nephew.

Ares: [mumbles] Whatever. [says out loud] Your dare, dear Uncle, is to dress up in a monkey suit and be a clown for a day and tell your son, Nico, to be your ringmaster.

Hades: [gasps], then grumbles] That is so uncalled for, Ares. You are the absolute worst nephew in the history of nephews.

Ares: [gives out an evil smile] Well, it is revenge, dear Uncle. Now go and do your dare.

Hades: [sighs] Fine, I shall be back tomorrow and Ares, you shall fear the day that you come into my domain [shrugs] or near it at least.

Hades flashes out to where Nico was while flashing on a clown uniform.

~ 1 day later ~

All the Olympians and Nico flash in. Hades is still in his clown suit, wearing a face of horror, while Nico is still in his ringmaster suit, but unlike his father, he was sporting a smirk on his face.

Hades: That was the worst dare EVER! It was torture. Nico, you are the cruelest son in the history of sons!

Percy: What happened to make you say that, oh super uncle of the dead who isn't scared of anything?

Hades: Nico made us go near the entrance of Tartarus while juggling baby hellhound eggs! Oh, the horror! [pause] Wait! Was that sarcasm I heard?

Hades looks pointedly at Percy while everyone else laughs at how Hades looked when he said that.

Percy: I guess, but whatever. Choose the next person, Uncle.

Hades: Alright. Truth or dare, Percy. Choose wisely.

Percy: Dare.

Hades: I dare you to take the goddess who looks the most beautiful out to breakfast.

Percy: [gulps] Oh, no. Uncle, you are mean!

Aphrodite: Let's go, Percy dear. It's already obvious that you think that I am the most beautiful. After all, I am the goddess of beauty.

Artemis grinds her teeth unconsciously after listening to what Aphrodite said and no one but Hades noticed. Hades smirked as he saw what Artemis did.

Percy: Sorry, Aphro, but you aren't the one that I think looks the most beautiful. [stands up from his throne and starts to walk across the room]

Aphrodite: Wait, you think Athena looks more beautiful than me!

Silence comes from Percy.

Percy: [as he stops in front of Artemis's throne] No, I think Artemis is. I don't know why though. It must be because we were made for each other as the tide is being pushed and pulled by the moon. [puts one hand behind him on the arch of his back and one handed for Artemis to take into her hands] Lady Artemis, would you do me the honor of going for breakfast?

Artemis: [stops grinding teeth and smiles shyly while reaching out to take Percy's hand in one of her own] I shall.

DUN DUN DUN! The next chapter will be about Percy and Artemis' trip to breakfast. Comment if you have any ideas of what I should put in the next chapter! I am also working on the next chapter of my other story, so you should expect it to be updated by Monday. Sorry for the delay as well. I was busy studying for midterms and my upcoming test that I forgot to update!