warnings: Smut, Black Girl Magic
"Y/N shut up, it's not funny!" Wanda says, hiding her reddening face in her hands.
Wanda, Natasha and I were in the kitchen cooking while reading fan fictions we recently found written about us by civilians on my laptop.
"Yes it is! 'Oh Vision, take me, I'm yours!'" I say dramatically, quoting from the fanfic we found featuring her and Vision.
"Um, what?" Pietro asks, coming into the kitchen with Bucky, Sam, Steve and Vision.
All of them looking at me with confused expressions while Vision looks slightly uncomfortable.
"Why do you guys always show up at the worst times?" I mumble, face palming.
"We were reading some of the stories that civilians have written about us. Apparently they believe that we are all in relationships with each other." Natasha explains, saving me from further experience and turning the computer around.
Pietro smirks as he looks at the screen.
"Looks like they think you and I are together Y/N."He says giving me that smirk he knows I can't stand.
Although I wasn't that into the guy, I can't deny the fact that he's incredibly attractive. But the fact that he's a womanizer turns me off. I almost hooked up with him once until I saw him kiss Darcy and then try to make his way to me when we went out one night.
"Yeah, they also seem to think that I have a three way relationship with Bucky and Sam." I say casually with a shrug, earning a look from both soldiers.
"Wait, why both of us?" Bucky asks, cocking a brow.
"Well since Cap's been pussy whipped by Sharon, the three of us have been hanging out more often and I guess others noticed it too."I answer with a laugh at Steve trying to keep a straight face.
"I am not pussy whipped." Steve mumbles.
"Yes you are man. But at least you're getting some. The whole having to constantly save the world thing has put a damper on my love life." Sam sighs and I look at him with a smirk.
"Honey, it's no secret that you and Nat have been getting it on. I mean everyone knows by now." I call him out.
"Yeah for real. Last time you guys were at it, I couldn't sleep and had to bunk on the couch." Bucky complained.
"The couch or Y/N's room?" Tony quips coming into the kitchen and fixing what I'm guessing is his fifth cup of coffee.
"What are you talking about?" I ask trying to keep a straight face.
"I'm pretty sure I've heard you moan 'Bucky, faster please' and heard you scream–."
"That's enough Tony." Bucky and I say in unison.
I wanted the ground to just open up and swallow me whole.
"Wait a minute- you won't sleep with me but you sleep with Mother Russia over there?" Pietro exclaims.
"Um, yeah?" I sort of ask and laugh as he gets zapped by Wanda.
I begin to think of the night in question. I couldn't sleep because I had so much pent up energy.
"I knew I drank too much coffee." I mutter to myself.
I made my way to the kitchen to grab a bag of chips and then hopped onto the couch in the living room expecting it to be empty.
"Ow!" A voice hissed as I sat on something hard.
"Fuck! What was that?" I ask feeling around until I felt something cold and metallic but then also flesh.
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