Ice Cream

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  [ Soooo this was actually suggested by my precious smol best friend Meg. So props to her ;w; ]


 "OooOOh!~ Dirk, lets get ice cream!"  Were his exact words. Shit this was a bad idea because here in front of me I have a Jake English happily devouring a pink popsicle. It was called something along the lines of 'Pink Berry Blast!' with cherry blossoms on the packaging. It was actually kinda cute. 

Anyways, Im here trying to enjoy my Mocha fucking ice cream with like the waffle cone and shit and here's English deep throating a popsicle. Great. 

Im kinda tempted to record him and then post that shit on my site. Title it "English boy  takes it all in." Wow Dirk. Stop. Yeah Dave would end up finding it somehow. And to be quite honest I do not want my lil bro fapping to a video of my boyfriend deep throating a popsicle. 

Holy shit subject change.

"Dirk.." Oh fuck. 

"Yo.. Uhm.. sup Jakey?" God fuck shit god dammit what am I doing?

[Wahaha sorry about the change in POV its hard to write in first]

Dirk raises his head to tell Jake he's listening. 

"Are you going to even finish yours? If not I'll gladly finish it your ya, mate." He grins and hums happily before going back at the popsicle.

Okay Dirk. ' Dontthinkaboutbonersdontthinkaboutbonersdontthinkaboutboners. '

And before Dirk can get a response out...

Snap!

H-he bit it.

Boner killer.

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