We are in the car, driving to the Andersons.
According to Eves their house isn't far but we've been driving for what seems like hours.
I check my watch.
10:43
oh gods
I cant believe that its only been 3 minutes!
Wow...I think I'm going crazy. If I'm crazy now, how crazy am I going to be when I have to look after 5 teenagers.
Speaking of which....
"Eves, why are we babysitting a bunch of teenagers?"
"Uh, lemme think...", she replies in a mock thinking voice.
"Oh, yeah, because they're hot?", she tells me as if I was the stupidest person ever.
"Wow Everlee, just wow", I reply.
"I know I'm great", she states in an arrogant tone, obviously pretending not to notice my sarcasm.
"No really, they're teenagers, why can't they handle themselves?", I question, "I mean, one's practically a legal adult".
She looks at me, catching on to my seriousness.
"I actually don't know...", she trails off.
"I only took the job for two reasons", I raise an eyebrow at this. "One; because I know you've dreamt of this job since, forever, for some unknown reason".
aww, so sweet
my conscience says, and I agree.
she continues, "And reason number two is just because they're good looking".
I take that back
I laugh at my mind.
Wait, is it crazy-like to laugh at your mind?
oh well, who knows.
me! that's who!
Ok, now I'm thinking I'm crazy...
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"...wow", is all I can say at the magnificent stature infront of me.
"Well....they have a nice....house", my motionless friend states.
"Oh, no that is not a house, that is a castle...", ok I might have exaggerated a little bit, but you get the picture.
a little bit?
ok, I exaggerated a lot. Happy?
very
Sometimes I wonder if im the only person this happens to, I mean, its like there is another person in my brain...I think I'll call him BOB
What? my conscience will be a boy, so what?
Anyway
I press on the doorbell thingy at the gates, infront of the house.
"may I help you?"
"AAAHHHH!", I scream bloody murder.
"What the hell is that?!", I whisper yell to Eve.
"I have no fudging idea but that scared the shit out of you", She replies in amusement.
I gave her the 'finger salute' but she just laughed in reply.
"Hello?", the doorbell thingy buzzed again.
"Omg!", Eves said with that 'ohmigawd I know what one plus one is!' look.
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Babysitting The Andersons
Teen Fiction"And last but definitely not least, there is Nathaniel or Nate who is 18 years old, turning 19 and is smoking! You should have seen his abs! there was like an eight pack! and, and he got that sexy v thang and, and and-", I tuned everything out. Then...
