"Put that back!!", I yell to Riley and Adrian who have decided to try on all my clothes.
"What's this?", Adrian asks, holding up breast coverings.
Oh.Em.Gee.
"Gah! Put that away Adrian!", I think I may be loosing my voice.
"Breee!", My sister calls from the lounge room, "What else do I need?".
Allia was staying at a friend's house for a few days because I was staying at the Andersons' house for a while, to have the full experience of being their babysitter.
"Uh, no", I shout back, "Everything is there".
"OK".
"Aubree! I didn't know you were a C-cup!", Nate exclaims a bit too loudly.
Gaaah!.that was too far! my underwear drawer?
Too far
Before anyone could say anything, Nathaniel Anderson was on the ground with me on top of him, I punch him in the eye and he yelped in pain.
"I swear if you fudging touch anything else on my property, I'm going to make sure you are unable to reproduce", I threaten.
"And, you two", I look at Adrian and Riley, "Better go make sure my closet is clean and so are my clothes".
"Yes ma'am", They say at the same time.
"Ky!", I scream at him, "What the hell are you doing?!".
He's covered his whole face in my makeup.
His bright pink lipstick is out of line, his eyeliner isn't even near his eyes and he's used eyeshadow as blush.
"She made me", Ky points at Allia.
"It was only a dare", my little sister says innocently.
"Oh, I'm not falling for that", I say to her.
"Dont think I've forgotten about you lot", I turn around to the giggling pansies behind me.
Take a deep breath in Aubree, a nice deep breath.
ahhh
"Ok", I say, a little calmer, "Adrian and Riley, go make sure everything is clean in my room, Ky and Allia go and clean that stuff off his face, its really disturbing".
"But I-", Allzebeth tries to explain.
"No buts! Everyone is going to help. Everyone", I say, making it sound final .
I turn to Nate, "Nathaniel Poptart Anderson!"
"My middle name isn-", he tries to speak but I cut him off.
you're cutting off a lot of people today
Yes, and I might have to be cutting something else off today.
"I'm looking for a flying fudge to give, because I don't care if that's your middle name or not!!", My voice raising really loud.
"You, you little bish, are going to get yo ass up and cover ten double sided pages with the sentence 'women have a right to their privacy, I will never, ever snoop around in their private stuff again', you will write that sentence all over again until the pages are completely and utterly filled up", I say, "Do you understand?"
"Sir, yes sir!", he replies jokingly, with a smirk despite the black eye that is forming as we speak.
bad move silly boy, she's gonna blow!
"OK YOU FUDGING COW! LISTEN HERE, YOU ARE GOING TO SHUT THE FUDGE UP AND BE A GOOD LITTLE BISH OR I WILL PERSONALLY CUT OFF THAT TONGUE OF YOURS ALONG WITH THAT PUNY LITTLE REPRODUCTIVE ORGAN JIGGLING IN YOUR PANTS.
I WILL HACK ONTO YOUR FACEBOIK ACCOUNT AND UPDATE YOUR STATUS AS 'GAY AND IN NEED OF A ***** PUMP'", I yell so loudly that Doris on level one with really bad hearing problems can hear, since we are on level six.
Everyone stares at me in shock, caused by my outburst.
Nate holds on to his crotch area, Adrian and Allia are hugging eachother and Ky just comes out from the bathroom with a half made up face looking at me in fear.
Hold up.
Adrian and Allia are hugging?
Wtf?
Meh, maybe its just a one off thing.
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"You did what?!", Everly screams at me in shock.
"You heard me", I say nonchalantly, even though I am slightly still annoyed.
"Did you really get him to do all of that writing?", She asks in amusement.
"Yes, yes I did".
We are now in the hospital. I was checking up on Everly with the twins, Ky and Riley.
Eves only has a few more days until she can be released from the hospital because the doctors still have to run some tests on her but before that, I'm on my own.
"Hey, Bree?", Ky calls out too me.
"Yeah, I'm here!", I shout back to him.
"Ky!", Everly yells.
"I'm right here, no need to shout", he says, rubbing his ears.
"Did you enjoy Aubree's mood earlier?", she says, smirking, "She told me all about it".
"Uhh..aha, well um", he stutters, "She uhh kinda got, a little agro".
She raises an eyebrow at him, "Since when does Aubree -insert embarrassing middle name- Sharden over here get a little bit angry".
"Uh she..raged..a lot", he states, nervously looking at me as if I'm going to attack him if he says the wrong thing.
You probably would actually
Very true, very true.
See? I know you so well
So technically, I know myself so well? Wow ...ok, that's weird but ok.
My friend laughs, "I'm sure she did".
"Ok, Ok, I'm sorry to interrupt this gathering, but we better get going, your brother is waiting in the car", I remind Ky.
"Sure, Sure", Everly says, "Its fine, I better get some sleep too".
"Alright, Bye Everly! See you soon", Ky says farewell.
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"You guys took your time", Riley states as we get into the car, "Was there a line or something?".
"No, we just got caught up in our conversation", I explain, "Plus Ky took so long in the toilet"
Riley chuckles at his brother's reddening face.
"I wasn't that long", he tries to cover up.
"Ky honey, I waited an hour and a half for you to come out", I say in a mockingly sweet tone.
We both laugh, but poor Ky just sat there, red as a tomato.
These two could make my job way easier.
It's good to know I've made some friends, something I could never do at school.
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Babysitting The Andersons
Fiksi Remaja"And last but definitely not least, there is Nathaniel or Nate who is 18 years old, turning 19 and is smoking! You should have seen his abs! there was like an eight pack! and, and he got that sexy v thang and, and and-", I tuned everything out. Then...
