The signs as from Calum's turtle story
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Aries: the turtle laid an egg
Taurus: it had a bomb on it and blew up
Gemini: once upon a time
Cancer: it was to dark so you couldn't see
Leo: it had a hard shell it was my turtle
Virgo: the turtle was to small it was smaller than a bug
Libra: there was a turtle who lived inside of a big cave and had no family
Scorpio: it had a bomb on it and blew up
Sagittarius: once upon a time
Capricorn: in the cave it had a dark cave too
Aquarius: it was to dark so you couldn't see
Pisces: the turtle laid an egg
