Bruises and Bitemarks

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Valerie: Ok, first up is 'Bruises and Bitemarks'. You guys are gonna enjoy this...*pulls up book on iPad*

Ty: Why are we even here?

Megan: Because we kidnapped you when you walked out of Pax...

Valerie: DON'T MAKE US SOUND LIKE TOTAL CREEPERS!!

Valerie: Just read it.

Ty: Fine.

CHAPTER 1:

Ty: Am I really that socially awkward?

CHAPTER 2:

Adam: That was actually kinda cute...

Ty: WTF man?!?

CHAPTER 3:

Ty: BODIL WOULDN'T DO THAT.

Adam: *crying* That's so sad!

CHAPTER 4:

Adam: Well.

Ty: Uh...

CHAPTER 5:

Ty: PANCAKES! XD

Adam: Wow. That was sad.

CHAPTER 6:

Adam: IT'S A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE!

Ty: I'm actually starting to enjoy this.

Valerie: Oh, you guys'll LOVE the next chapter...

Megan: *shudders*

CHAPTER 7:

Adam/Ty:*at the same time* NONONO CAN WE PLEASE SKIP THE REST.

Megan: Haha, no.

Ty: O////O

Adam: O////O

Ty: My stomach hurts...

Valerie: Mine does too. *wink wink*

All: O_O

CHAPTER 8:

Ty: But-! Oh my God! Why would Bodil wanna kill me?

Megan: Well, you did steal Adam from him.

Adam: They're fighting over me, how cute- wait, not cute. Bodil's gonna kill Ty!

Valerie: Hahahaha!

CHAPTER 9:

Adam: Why would you kill Bodil?

Megan: Adam, it's a story.

Adam: I DON'T CARE!

Valerie: *looks at Adam* You're crazy.

CHAPTER 10:

Ty: That was a freaky dream. Weird.

Valerie: That was terrible! *frowns*

Megan: Even I felt bad...

CHAPTER 11:

Ty: I didn't know Adam was a tease.

Valerie: Yeah...

Adam: There's a lot you don't know about me. *winks*

Megan: *slaps Adam* No. Bad Adam.

Valerie: Trust me, that Jack Daniels is strong. I live like right next to a distillery, and it smells strong.

CHAPTER 12:

Ty: God, Bodil. Why do you have to be such an ass?

Adam: Yeah, you're crazy. XD

CHAPTER 13:

Adam: ThatMade. No. Sense.

Ty: That's it. I'm officially crazy.

CHAPTER 14:

Adam: WHY IS DIS SO SAD?!?

Ty: Why am I always the one who gets hurt or commits suicide? Weird...

CHAPTER 15:

Adam: Great. I can never eat maple syrup in peace ever again.

CHAPTER 16:

Adam: ....

Ty: ....

Megan: Y'all are way too excited.

CHAPTER 17:

Adam: O.O

Ty: O.O

Adam: *blushing* Erhm...

Ty: I am now scarred. For the rest of my life.

Valerie: Don't be an asshole, Ty. We want to see more...

All: O_O

Valerie: XD Well, I guess that's all until she updates...TO THE NEXT FANFICTION!

Adam/Ty: NOOOO!

Megan/Valerie: YES!

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