Valerie: Okay, so after like three months of inactivity, we're back!
Ty: What the hell are you talking about? It's only been like five minutes-
Megan: STOP BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL.
Ty: *scared* SORREH.
Megan: You're forgiven.
Valerie: Anyway, today we're making you guys read "Skylox Forever" by GoreGirl! *hands iPad to Adam and Ty*
CHAPTER 1: TY CONFESSES HIS LOVE THROUGH SKYPE.
Ty: Wow. Apparently I am freaking tactless.
Adam: Yes. Yes you are.
Ty: HEY!
Adam: Soft lips, eh? *feels lips* Hey, she's right!
Ty: No. Just no.
Valerie & Megan: LAWL.
CHAPTER 2: 4RD GRADE AND ABUSE
Ty: 4rd? XD
Adam: FJORD!!! XD
Ty: YES! FUCKING FINALLY! I'M NOT THE ONE BEING ABUSED! :D
Adam: Wow. That really hurt, Ty.
Ty: That was a...haunting ending...I actually haven't seen you cry, Adam.
Valerie: Really? Huh. That's interesting.
Megan: Am I the only one who realizes that in most of these books, they fall in love IN THE FIRST CHAPTER?!
Valerie: Save it for the rage book, Megan.
CHAPTER 3: NEAR-SMUT EXPERIENCE
Ty: Welp, looks like I traded out being abused for self-harm. Thanks, universe, for proving me wrong once again.
Adam: WHAT THE HELL?! O///O
Ty: Thank God that I have common sense. If you ever, and I mean ever try to pull that on me in real life, I will smack you.
Adam: Why would I do that?
Megan: Because it's canon?
Adam & Ty: NO!
Ty: Heh, looks like I turned you on pretty easily, eh?
Adam: Shaddup.
CHAPTER 4: TY IS SCHIZOPRENIC
Ty: You didn't seem to act like a virgin...
Adam: I AM NOT IN CONTROL OF MY ACTIONS, TY. SO SHADDUP.
Megan: Aww! Cuddling! :3
Adam: Welp, here's the return of creepy me from The Love Potion, except a thousand times creepier.
Ty: AGH! YOU MURDERED ME!
Valerie: It was a dream, idiot.
Ty: You are mean, and I don't need this in my life.
Megan: Well, you are kind of chained to a wall, soooo....yeah, you do need us.
Adam: You realize that we can arrest you for this when we're done, right?
Valerie & Megan: *silent*
CHAPTER 5: TY IS A LAZY ASS
Adam: You are a lazy ass...
Ty: And you actually used the term, "Let the fangirls fangirl".
Adam: ...
Adam: Touché.
Megan: I don't know about you guys, but I like this chapter!
Valerie: 'Tis funny!
CHAPTER 6: TY IS TERRIBLE AT PICKING GIRLFRIENDS
Ty: Well...uh...that was awkward...
Adam: I'm surprised you managed to get a girlfriend!
Ty: HEY!
Valerie: I submitted a character, so the evil mermaid has friends. Yayz.
Megan: And that's the end of that book! At least until she updates again....
Adam: That was actually really good!
Ty: WHY DOES EVERYTHING HATE ME?!?
Valerie: Alright, I think this is a good place to stop. Please don't delete this from your library even if it's months between updates, because I promise we'll update eventually!
Adam: Who do they keep talking to? Seriously, I'm confused.
YOU ARE READING
Adam and Ty React to Skylox
FanficJoin Valerie and Megan as they kidnap some YouTubers, keep them captive in their basement, and force them to read Skylox fanfictions! :)
