Months in the past...
...but not many.
Valerie: *yawns and stretches* Great. Morning already. *looks around* I should go check on Ty and Adam. YO, MEGAN!
Megan: *runs into Valerie's room* WHAT HAPPENED?!
Valerie: We should go check on Adam and Ty. I have this weird pit in my stomach...
Meanwhile...
Adam: *whisper-yelling* Hurry, Ty! We don't have much time!
Ty: I'm sorry, I almost forgot. I have laser vision.
Adam: Really? Why didn't I know this before?
Ty: I was being sarcastic, idiot. Now help me get this damn chain off my leg!
Adam: I hear footsteps...
Ty: Got it! Let's get outta here; if I have read one more fanfiction, I'm gonna puke!
Elsewhere...
Valerie: Wait, Megan, let me get dressed first. I can't see anything without my contacts!
Megan: Fine, just hurry up.
Currently happening somehwere else...
Adam: *grabs Ty's hand* C'mon, hurry up!
Ty: You've gotta pick the lock for the front door!
Adam: ...
Ty: What?
Adam: We're inside.
Adam: We can just unlock it.
Ty: oh. *unlocks the door* Oh god they're right behind us!
Megan: *holding tranq gun* Hey, get back here! There's still a ton more fanfics for you boys to read!
Adam: *screams like a little girl* FREEDOM, BITCHES!
Ty: *gets hit with a tranq dart* godammit I'm always the one who gets shot
Adam: *runs away, pulling Ty with him behind a building*
Ty: ...I think we're safe.
Adam: Finally! I was thinking that we'd never get out of there!
Ty: Well, it wasn't so bad...
Adam: Dude we were stuck in a basement for four months, in CHAINS, reading EROTIC FANFICTION.
Ty: You have a point. Though I still wonder who they kept talking to...
And then~!
Megan: Dammit, we lost them.
Valerie: Oh well. It isn't like we were gonna keep them forever.
Both: *turns towards the Reader* Or were we?
Megan: No, seriously. We weren't. We don't have that kind of money!
Valerie: Yeah. Also, we're sorry that we couldn't get to all of your requests!
Megan: Added to the fact that we, well...
Valerie: We're not really that interested in Team Crafted anymore.
Megan: Yeah. I'm super into Hetalia now; it's more interesting and varied.
Megan: *cough* Also plenty of gay ships *cough*
Valerie: And I'm into so much stuff that I can barely breathe; I even started cosplaying!
Valerie: Also, if you've read Homestuck, you'll get the reference ;)
Megan: The point is, we can't read or react to those types of fanfictions anymore--
Valerie: --simply because we don't like it as much. However, this doesn't stop you or some of your friends from continuing our work!
Megan: Besides, we didn't formulate our plan right. Adam and Ty are probably going to report this to the police, so we can't kidnap and force Jerome and Mitch to read stuff now.
Valerie: However, a fresh face--
Megan: --or fresh faces--
Valerie: --would be able to complete that objective and probably do it better than we did.
Megan: So, say goodbye to updates of this book.
Valerie: But that doesn't mean that we're going anywhere. Oh no, we have friends.
Megan: Friends who have different YouTubers they like.
Valerie: And that they are willing to help us capture.
Megan: Until then, goodbye!
Valerie: Arevaderci, friends!
Valerie: (oh god I hope I spelled that right)
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Adam and Ty React to Skylox
FanficJoin Valerie and Megan as they kidnap some YouTubers, keep them captive in their basement, and force them to read Skylox fanfictions! :)
