Butch Lust's You?

Dinner?

Butch's P.O.V.

"I'm gonna take my baby out on a date today!" I declared.

Brick looked over at me and shrugged.

"Do you even know what to do on a date?" Boomer asked.

"Yeaa, you eat, and you kiss." I replied confident, that's what happened in the movies.... THAT I DON'T WATCH!

"You got it all wrong Butch, your supposed to talk too, you know, conversation..."

I thought about it.. well it's not that hard...

"Thanks guys!"

And I set off on my journey to ask Buttercup.

I knocked on the door, and out came, a tall teenager, I assume he's Dai...

"Who the hell are you?"

I guess rudeness runs in the family...

"I'm Butch JoJo, Buttercup's Boyfriend..."

"Buttercup!!!"

She comes down the stairs in a pair of basketball shorts and a tank top her short black hair tied into a ponytail.

"Hey Butchie Boy." She smiled at me. We stared at each other for a minute before Dai had to ruin it!

"So when were you gonna tell us about your boyfriend?"  He questioned smirking. Buttercup retorted angrily. "Well, you never asked, and you never listen. Dad even knows!"

"Fine let me test him then."

All of a sudden I was being lifted in mid-air.

"Dude what do you eat??"

"Food...."

He put me into a chock hold .

"Now get out of it." He stated simply.

I swiftly moved my head, and got out.

"Nice, now fight me!"

He lunged forward to me.

I swerved that, and he ran into the wall behind me.

"Oops I'll pay for that. All my fault."

The wall was gone 😱 how much is that??!!

"It's ok Butch I know your trying to take the blame but, I see the fear of how much that costs in your eyes."

"Ok Butch.... your worthy.... but I'm watching youuuuu..."

He walked in a zig zag line up the stairs and made the I'm watching you sign.

1 hour later

After we had that conversation, and Dai deemed me worthy of Buttercup, me and Butters sat on the couch, we were watching Deadpool."

"Hey why'd you come here anyway?"

"Well... that's what I was getting to willyougoonadatewithme?"

"English Butchie Boy"

"Will you go on a date with me?"

"Well....I don't know...."

I started to frown, that's too bad...

"Of Course Butch, you think I'd turn you down?!"

"Well, I thought you might because you know you might still hate me..."

She turned to me fully and said "Butch how many times do I have to tell you that's in the past, I'll love you no matter what ok?"

My eyes started to water a little, I had to be manly, "Ok I Love you too Buttercup, us against the world..."

She smiled at me, and scooted closer.

"Even if I start looking like Deadpool?"

"Yea, Sure as long as they have masks, and bags for your face."

We bursted out laughing I hope this lasts forever....