KOOKACHU: so you know how the pizza place is 24hrs right
YOU: yes i am aware
KOOKACHU: queso i ordered some breadsticks and pizza bc yanno i hunger
KOOKACHU: and also a liter of coca cola
KOOKACHU: and i'm sending it to your house
YOU: o sips waddup!!
YOU: wait why are you doing this
YOU: it's 12 am
KOOKACHU: i know
YOU: would young metro trust whatever you're doing right now
KOOKACHU: probably
KOOKACHU: but my parents wouldn't
KOOKACHU: if the pizza guy rings the doorbell and wakes them up and they find out that i'm being jungkook again they'll kill me
YOU: so you sent it to my house so mommy could whoop my ass instead
KOOKACHU: precisely
YOU: ofc
KOOKACHU: it would be easier for me to sneak out and pick it up at your place anyway since my room is right on the roof so i wouldn't have to walk down my creaky ass stairs and because my parents would see the pizza guy on the front entrance's security cam
KOOKACHU: but tbh your mom is a cool person tho, i see her around school sometimes rate: 9/10
KOOKACHU: you'll get off the hook for it
YOU: yeah i will
YOU: after she beats MY ASS
KOOKACHU: what ass
YOU: you fucking idiot
KOOKACHU: hey now, let's not forget which one of us is actually passing physics
YOU:
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