I'll Find You in the Forest

Follow Me!

"AGHHHH!" screamed Matt, "Kendall, I think we should go!" "What?! Matt! Don't be such a baby!" I said, "It's not like we're gonna die!"
Hi! I'm Kendall! You're probably wondering why we're running, right? Well, I'll tell you there's a monster chasing us, no big deal. Why? I have no idea...but, I do know it's mad! Why? Still, no clue...

On an unrelated note, it's my birthday! I'm 18 and so is Matt! Who's Matt? Oh, he's my best friend! We were both born on the same day same place and we just grew up together! But since I covered the basics let's get back to the good part...
"Uh, I think we are!" Matt said struggling to keep up.
"We won't! Besides it's our birthday nothing can go wrong on your birthday!"
"Kendall something can go wrong in any situation! Like: skiing, reading, painting, showering, being chased by a monster in a creepy FOREST!"
"Oh relax, stop being such a baby or I'll start calling you baby!"
I'll admit my supposed to be punny nicknames are pretty crappy...
"I'm not a baby! And you're terrible at nicknames."
Told you...
"I know, follow me!"
"I don't know if I should every time I follow you, we always get in some form of danger."
"Well, you'll never know if it's dangerous if you don't come! Besides, do you really want to keep running from that thing till you fall?"
"Ugh, no."
"Then come, Matty!"

Yeah, Matty... I call him that A LOT! But, it's my only good [annoying] nickname! He hates it.

"Don't call me that, also where are we?" Matt asked.
"Duh! A forest!" I staggered back, "I mean you said, and I quote, 'Kendall something can go wrong in any situation! Like: skiing, reading, painting, showering, being chased by a monster in a creepy FOREST!', therefore you know perfectly well the current setting of our current predicament so happens to be a forest".
"You give me anxiety..."
"I know!"
"Don't sound so proud..."
Yes, I annoy him. It brings me joy. But he deserves it for annoying me all the time, with his, "oh Kendall we're going to die", and, "this is dangerous". Besides we aren't dying now, are we? I think not! Ugh, him and his safe ways!

Now enough about the things that annoy me, like idiots. I have a party to crash! Well technically I'm not "crashing" it, it's for me- I'm rambling...I'll stop now...

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"They're here!" My aunt-ish yelled.