DAVE'S WORDS OF WISDOM # 15
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During a visit to a mental asylum, I asked the director:
"How do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized?"
"Well", said the director, "We fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a tea cup and a bucket to the patient and ask them to empty the bathtub"
"Oh, I see, So a normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the tea cup" I replied
"No", said the director, "A normal person would pull the plug, Do you want a bed near the window?"
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@@@ Hi lovelies....well this time i gave you something to make you smile a little since i have been posting so many serious things.
PLEASE VOTE :-)
for the random dedication this time, it goes tooooo *drumroll* @deleeciousdevil. she is that crazy person who can get a smile out of me no matter how miserable i feel. i would say more but it would go to her head and just make her ego bigger ;-).
AU REVOIR LOVELIES.....BTW U GUYS ARE AWESOME!!! :-)
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