Hi I am back again after a very long time , diary
I've started playing some cricket again but I don't like it that much because what's the point if straussy doesn't pick me.
Plus I'm glad I got a calf injury during the IPL ...my franchise team got to the final in the psl and bbl but we lost because disgustingly I was a weird superstition and I hated to be embarrassed again .
I've been trying hard to earn a place back in england but that cook of a person loves his team. And , strauss says im trying so hard I should fly over to south africa which I have already thought of however I don't know if I'll be called up.
England beat SA this year in a test series and in a game in the t20 thing 2016..I feel Bad I really think it's time I found my visa which I accidentally dropped somewhere .
Tell you what , I really adore my golf skills . Smash , smash ! They help you a lot in playing big cricket shots , sixes out of the roof.
There is a parody account about me on Twitter and it pretty much sums up my whole personality in a rather weird way. .
I was actually almost called back to the ENGLAND side but Strauss on the second hand was made England director and I had to ..just had to ..drop off . Straussy has these trust issues you know and they are always with me .
I very recently met Joe Root in McDonalds , eating away a happy meal . Happy meal ? That kid !
He gave me one of his baby looks and when I decided to say hi ,he ignored and dipped another fry into the ketchup. Call him the world's no.3 batsman all you want , he is not as lovely , as proud , as important , as fun loving as me. Mind you !
I even phoned Ian Bell to help me find a place back in the side but all he replied was ,"Look, Kev , listen up ! I'm not in the side myself you know ! I'll be back soon , but not now and a team has eleven players but I don't think Cooky will trust you enough to let you be a drink guy as well ".
I had slammed down the phone . Of course , Belly , of course . Someone as good looking as me , with ever so lovely attractive tattoos should not be allowed to be a drinks guy . However , can't they drop Compton for me or something !!
If I come then maybe Cooky will leave and if he'll leave then I don't know .
Bye for today diary
( here you are , entry 2 ...took a long time , decided to put it finally . Decided to carry on with it )
