My name is Ebony Darkness Dementia Raven Way. This is the story of how I met JarJar Binks.
It was 3 years ago. Back then I was just a small town goth. But then my mother told me that we had to move.
I was sure that our new home would suck. It was cold and drafty, and the floorboards creaked. But then I met... him.
I went outside for some fresh air, and there he was, sitting in a lawn chair in the back garden. Our eyes met, and I knew this would be something special.
