Trainer: Rap Momster! I choose you!
Rap Monster: Let's get started!
Trainer: Rap Monster! Use 'you got no jams'!
Rap Monster: YOU GOT NO- *cracks through floor*
Trainer: Rap mon! Return! (Whispers) before you fall to the centre of the earth... -_-
Trainer: okay Jin! I choose you!
Jin: What is this? This there no pink? *uses beauty against enemy* *takes half of enemy's health* see? I am beautiful. *leaves battle with sass*
Trainer: daf... What just happened?
Jungkook: Yay! I finally get to fight! *super excited* BAM! *attacks with skill of golden maknae* *enemy instantly dies* awwww! One hit kill... SWEET! MY MAKNAE SKILLS ARE SUPREME! *helps trainer complete entire game with single pokemon*
Suga: *comes out of pokeball* SWAEG. Who woke me up? So I'm supposed to battle?
Trainer: Suga use 'swaeg'!
Suga: *looks at trainer* *looks at enemy* *hits enemy with swaeg* *knocks out every pokemon the opponent owns* I'm done mate can I sleep?
Jimin: yes I can fight! I will win! What do you mean his jam level is over 9000?
Trainer: its a rap monster!
Jimin: *runs for his life* *gets hit by 'you got no jams'* *dies from jamlessness*
J-hope: I am happy to battle! I will bring hope to my fellow pokemon! *befriends opponents pokemon*
Trainer: use 'hope'!
J-hope: *wins with hope* *becomes king pokemon because all the pokemon love him*
Trainer: V! I choose you!
V: *makes alien noise* I am here to battle! I will use all my best alien moves! *summons army* *annihilates opponent*
Trainer: 0_0
V: I have won! Triple xp! I am leaving now! *teleports to pokemon version of alien home planet*
Trainer: -_-
