Rap monster: okay everyone. This place is pretty big so stay-
Bts: *gone exploring*
Rap monster: welp... time to get the stress massage. *walks away too*
Jin: *crosses legs* so. Which massages do you have?
Receptionist: well there's relaxation, meditation, youth and health. These are the main catergories but some massages cross into multiple.
Jin: okay so are there any for "being in the presence of people who I've entirely given up on?" I know it sounds specific but-
Receptionist: ah. Say no more. *points to door* through there.
Jin: ok... *goes through door* WHAT IS THIS PARADISE
Receptionist: it's called "kids still exist". It's mainly for mothers, but you seem to fit in. The massages are just over there.
Jin: SCREW MASSAGES I WANT THE MANIPEDI WITH PINK NAILPOLISH
Jhope: *gets pedicure with maknae line* this is so cool :0 *wriggles*
Spa worker: stay still please. *continues*
Jhope: it tickles... SO MUCH. *wriggles more*
Spa worker: i don't get paid enough. =_=
Jimin: *goes to mud baths* oooooooh :o this place is so nice! *puts cucumbers on his eyes*
Spa workers: *whispering* wtf he's so handsome~ why does they all have such good skin?!
Jimin: *blushes* thank you ^_^
Bts: it's time go!
Jimin: 5 more minutes... :) *enjoying compliments*
Jungkook: *shy* guys this is so awkard ;-;
Jimin: I can hold your hand if-
Jungkook: nope I'm good *maknae defiance* -_-
Jungkook: *finishes pedicure* I feel so pretty >* ♡ *<
Spa worker: these are the best nails I've ever worked with... *-*
Suga: *goes to sauna*
Jin: how are you okay in here?! It's way too hot... ~●~
Suga: I just... am. *unaffected*
Jungkook: since when was he immune to heat?
Jin: since now i guess?
Suga: yup. •_• *stays in sauna*
V: *complete natural* relax guys...
Bts: why is he so calm???
V: *meditates through everything* Be still. *connects with universe*
Rap monster: ok pull him back he's started ascending *pulls him back to the ground*
