Rap Monster: *trying to set up the campfire* it's almost sparking... I can tell!
Jin: HOLD WHO THE HELL LET HIM START THE FIRE?! HE'S GOING TO BURN DOWN THE WHOLE FOREST
Rap Monster: I've got it. I swear... See? *makes massive sparks*
Jin: EVERYONE TAKE COVER WE'RE GONNA DIE REMEMBER ME AS THE HANDSOME ONE *curls up*
Suga: Shut up. Nothing happened.
JIn: What? Oh. *gets up* Whoa! I'm actually proud of you!
Rap Monster: I'm surprised too. I genuinely thought it would explode or something *starts raining* WHY?! *lightining strikes* WWWWWWWHHHHHHHHYYYYYYY
Jhope: Ooh. Drama. *gets popcorn*
Jin: Ew there are bugs everywhere someone help me before they drain all my blood I swear I'm not dying from disease today. *violently using bug spray*
Jimin: Hyung the only thing that's going to die is the rest of us from how much your spraying. Those bugs, or anything else, aren't coming withing 5 miles of you for the next year
Jin: I don't care those bugs better stay the hell away from me *sprays more*
Jungkook: Well that bug doesn't seem to care *points at bug on Jin's shoulder*
Jin: OH HELL NO SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *finishes spray* I'VE LOST MY PROTECTION *freaks out*
Bts: *coughing badly* he's going to kill all of us
V: Ha! Not me :D *wearing gas mask* plus the bug is gone lol
Jin: *dead from pure shock*
Jhope: Look at all the pretty animals!
Jin: They're nice but we need to set up-
Jhope: *befriended animal kingdom*
Jin: Okay how the fu-
Jungkook: *looks up*
Jin: I mean f-fudge did you do that?
Jhope: Also they've already set up everything. *points at perfect camp set*
Jin: K :0
Jimin: I don't know why I have to collect firewood -_- *wondering around* Here is some!
Bear: *makes eye contact*
Jimin: Please no I just need the damn wood so I can go but you're right next to some
Bear: Ha Like I'm going to let you get it lol nope
Jimin: What if I just sneak over like this...
Bear: You see... Now you've truly fucked up *gets up*
Jimin: OH SH- *chased by bear* I DON'T WANT THE WOOD ANYMORE JUST KEEP IT AND LET ME GOOOOOO
Bear: Nope >:D
Jungkook: *had to get firewood instead of jimin* I don't know how you had trouble with this Hyung. It's so easy!
Jimin: But... The bear!
Jungkook: What bear? I just got some and left. I think I did meet a bear on the way back though. I just waved and it nodded and walked away.
Jimin: That's so unfiar! I got attacked! Violently! To the point where I was in a dngerous coniditon of mental and physical helath!
Jungkook: Well then, I guess you just aren't as in touch with nature as I am *smug*
Jhope: Huh? Nature? *petting deer while birds land on his arms and a ray of sunshine appears*
Jungkook: Okay nevermind
V: *climbing hill* The view up here is awesome! *eagle flies past* Whoa :0 *butterfly goes past* WHoa :0 * sees bear in the distance* WHAo :0 *sees tall tree* WHOA :0 *sees leaves* wh-
bts: SHUT UP.
V: *whipsers* whoa :(
Suga: Okay I'm going to sleep in the tent. See ya.
V: I swear you slept through the whole drive and it took about an hour and a half to get here...
Suga: Well I'm tired so leave me alone. *brings out eye mask and neck pillow*
Jungkook: when did you even get those?
Suga: The real question is, why have you not let me sleep yet?
