CrazyNeverDies

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Crazy: Hellooooooooo!
Yellowfang : I smell trouble
Crazy: I'm craaaaaaaaazy!
Blue star: we can see that
Crazy: no, I'm crazy!
Yellowfang: what's your point kid?
Crazy: derp. *runs around derpily while shouting Derp! Derp! DERP!*
Yellow fang: *shoots him with laser gun* well that's taken care of!
Crazy: u miss.
Yellow fang: huh? *turns around to see Crazy and Bluestar playing battleships.
Bluestar: aw, I was sure it was a hit!
Yellow fang: *shoots him again with laser gun*
Crazy: Crazy!  Why u hit meh Yellow?
Yellow fang: YellowFANG. *shoots him with laser gun and it does nothing. Tries tons of  different ways to kill him but none work*
Yellowfanf: Whem are you going to die?! 😫😫😫😫
Crazy: CrazyNeverDies!
Yellow fang: NOOOOOOO-
Crazy: but I'm not crazy *takes if Crazy pelt to reveal Firestar* he died.
Yellow fang: please oh please go away!
Tigerstar: here *flicks Firestar/Crazy*
Firestar/Crazy: AHHH! THE PAIN! I CANNOT STAND IT! I THINK IM GONNA DIE!
Yelloefang: please do!
Tigerstar: *flicks him again*
Crazy/Firestar: *twitches once and dies* *lifts his head and says* CRAZYNEVERDIES!!!!! *before dying again

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