GAHHHH! Stop it this instant! You're all crazy over dramatic lunatics! ShadowClan is perfect! A few days ago a huge, glowing red fox which was ways bigger than all the trees in existence, with the sharpest teeth you've ever seen attacked our camp! My brave, loyal, noble, strong, powerful, clever, wonderful warriors drove it off, and the humongous fox gave up a good fight, and if it had been any other clan you all would be dead, but my warriors drive it off easily without even a scratch!
ShadowClan warrior: *is licking deep wound from not even fully grown fox*
ShadowClan queen: *is crying mournfully over the loss of her mate from fight from not even fully grown fox*
